True Facts About Chris Rea

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Drago

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Chris Rea uses the Holy Grail for his morning coffee. He was mildly surprised to discover it is dishwasher safe.
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
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Colne
In sensational news just released to the press, it has been revealed that Chris Rea is not related in any way to Irish actor, Steven Rea!!! Flags will be flying at half mast in several town halls around the nation from midday today.
 

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
Chris Rea eats hamsters ? Is there no depths to this rapscallion will not sink?

He chose to hamsters to wean himself off ... other food.
174 pages of this nonsense and no mention of Chris Rea’s liking for cat-flesh pie.
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
Chris Rea was due to replace Dickie Davies presenting world of sport, but the plan was scuppered when Davies refused to hand over the moustache.

As revenge Chris Rea took Dickie Davies brand new car, painted a number 12 all over it and entered it in the banger racing that Dickie Davies was presenting that day, Chris Rea won, but for some reason Dickie Davieswas far from impressed
 
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