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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea is a guide-human and volunteers for a charity by leading their blind labradors about the place.
True Facts About Chris Rea
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rogerzilla
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Chris Rea has found this thread and is readying his squadrons of winged monkeys for revenge.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea sleeps in a coffin, and cannot be exposed to direct sunlight.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Chris Rea started his musical career as an Aretha Franklin impersonator in a bar in down-town Harrogate.
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
I remember that tribute act. Called Urethra Franklin I seem to recall
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Chris Rea was once forced to fight off a grizzly attack. It is alleged that the emergency operator assumed they had been had been told to wait when Chris said "bear with me."
lazybloke
Priest of the cult of Chris Rea
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Chris Rea is a body double for Bear Grylls. It wasn't Grylls who camped in the body of a dead camel for warmth, or who drunk tea made of a dead mouse steeped in Michelle Rodriguez's urine.
One lump or two?
One lump or two?
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Chris Rea has an annoying habit of flicking the pips across the room whenever he eats an apple
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea discovered gravity.
Grant Fondo
Guru
- Location
- Cheshire
Chris Rea defies gravity, but only above 80,000 ft.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Rea employs winged monkeys to write his lyrics.
Mr Celine
Discordian
- Location
- Waxing my moustache
Gangster film 'Get Carter' was originally to be called 'Get Real'. Due to a misunderstanding ascribed to 1960s telephone technology Chris Rea was engaged for the leading role. He agreed on the condition that the film was set in his native north east and featured a Deltic, his favourite diesel locomotive.
Once the mistake was discovered the only available stand in, Michael Caine, was hurriedly substituted but it was too late to change the locations.
This explains why a Geordie returning home is played by and sounds like a bleedin cockney.
Once the mistake was discovered the only available stand in, Michael Caine, was hurriedly substituted but it was too late to change the locations.
This explains why a Geordie returning home is played by and sounds like a bleedin cockney.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Chris Rea is about to release an instrumental album played entirely on pan pipes.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea owns a frying pan made from pan pipes.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Chris Rea is favourite to win multiple gold medals over several Olympic sports. Swimming, Boxing, High Jump, Dressage (as the horse) and 1 a side Football.
