True Facts About Chris Rea

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Chris Rea recently went back to Massapequa, New York, in 1979, where he bumped into an up & coming Rockabilly Band, he had taken Graeme The Lynx, sorry, Graeme The Maine Coon with him, the 3 band members were amazed to see Graeme strutting around, in his K9 XL harness with Chris holding the lead, they asked Chris all about Graeme, and learned how Chris came to have him as a pet, and that he kept escaping and raiding the neighbours bins, and that the miserable old so & so next door keeps chucking shoes at Graeme ,this lead to the bands song writer & lead guitarist/singer to write a song all about Graeme, Stray Cat Strut became a massive hit for The Band who named themselves The Stray Cats, Chris Rea has a collection of shoes in his house now that Graeme brings home, so Chris Rea has dropped them off at various charity shops around Accrington, in order to avoid giving them back, as he can't stand his neighbour, and thinks that someone will have a use for them.
 
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True fact - Chris Rea is president of the Bay City Rollers fan club.
 
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