Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Rucksack space awareness has always bugged me, in two distinct ways:
1) The classic case of the rucksack wearer who seemingly has no idea that the fact that they are wearing one has actually increased the amount of space that they take up, so turn around and boff you in the mush, and don't even realise.
2) This one makes my blood boil :angry: When I am the rucksack wearer, and I AM rucksack aware and take account of its presence on my back in my movements through public spaces. However, some tw@t will walk into the back of you, and THEN have the cheek to tut as though its YOU who is at fault. No, Mrs Fartybreath, it was YOU who walked into ME, while I was performing a collision-preventative hip-swerve in order to avoid such unwanted contact. So don't you go tutting at me...
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
Just thought of another one, people who wear rucksacks :thumbsup:
 

Lee_M

Guru
BBC iPlayer - more annoying than an annoying thing when you actually want to follow the news.

You'd think Oscar Pistorius bail hearing was less important than sad people watching others cooking
 

chqshaitan

Guru
Location
Warringon
got a few very minor things about my other half
- She leaves dregs of tea in tea cups which stain, and yours truely ends up having to give them a good scrubbing to clear them
- She leaves a room and knows she aint going back, but leaves the light on
- She never puts her phone on mutt, so several times an hour, i hear a bleep when she gets a text

Minor really, but wind me up over time :cursing:
 

Lee_M

Guru
got a few very minor things about my other half
- She leaves dregs of tea in tea cups which stain, and yours truely ends up having to give them a good scrubbing to clear them
- She leaves a room and knows she aint going back, but leaves the light on
- She never puts her phone on mutt, so several times an hour, i hear a bleep when she gets a text

Minor really, but wind me up over time :cursing:

if it wasnt for the 3rd item I'd swear my wife was a bigamist!
 

JayBear

Regular
Location
North Wales
Any use of "Very unique". It Grinds on me in a particularly fingernails on chalkboard way does that.

Though I will occasionally be heard to utter the phrase. "Almost exactly". I tell myself off for using it, but other people using it doesn't bother me.
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Fnaar mentioned tutting, there's never any need to tut out loud and anyone that does should be beaten with a large bag of hamsters.
 
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PaulB

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Middle-lane Malcolms. Frank Skinner says he comes out of the inside lane, into the middle lane, a quick flash of his headlights at Malcolm in front, into outside lane, back into inside lane ahead of the lazy good-for-nothing congestion-causer, squirts his windscreen with screen wash meaning Malcolm gets splashed, and back where we all should aim to be....the inside lane.

Wake up, Malcolm. WAKE UP!!!
 
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