Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Rucksack space awareness has always bugged me, in two distinct ways:
1) The classic case of the rucksack wearer who seemingly has no idea that the fact that they are wearing one has actually increased the amount of space that they take up, so turn around and boff you in the mush, and don't even realise.
2) This one makes my blood boil When I am the rucksack wearer, and I AM rucksack aware and take account of its presence on my back in my movements through public spaces. However, some tw@t will walk into the back of you, and THEN have the cheek to tut as though its YOU who is at fault. No, Mrs Fartybreath, it was YOU who walked into ME, while I was performing a collision-preventative hip-swerve in order to avoid such unwanted contact. So don't you go tutting at me...
1) The classic case of the rucksack wearer who seemingly has no idea that the fact that they are wearing one has actually increased the amount of space that they take up, so turn around and boff you in the mush, and don't even realise.
2) This one makes my blood boil When I am the rucksack wearer, and I AM rucksack aware and take account of its presence on my back in my movements through public spaces. However, some tw@t will walk into the back of you, and THEN have the cheek to tut as though its YOU who is at fault. No, Mrs Fartybreath, it was YOU who walked into ME, while I was performing a collision-preventative hip-swerve in order to avoid such unwanted contact. So don't you go tutting at me...