Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

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Wife has just told me off for sniggering loudly over her recording of Corrie while reading this

Thanks for the laugh!!

awesome thread
 

mudsticks

Obviously an Aubergine
Wife has just told me off for sniggering loudly over her recording of Corrie while reading this

Thanks for the laugh!!

awesome thread


Wow - yes that's a really annoying one too. .

People sniggering at their phones - who upon being interrogated as to the source of the mirth say.

"Oh nothing.."

Or worse still..


"Never mind, you wouldn't think it was funny.."
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I couldn't remember the number and thought i'd have to go into Accrington tomorrow to ask the bank what my number is
If your bank could tell you what the number is then their security procedures are terrible!

If your bank would tell you what the number is then... their security procedures are terrible!

They should not be storing your PIN. anywhere. What they should do is to apply a one-way mathematical transform to it and store that. When you type in a PIN at your local ATM they would apply the same transform to that and see if it gives the same result.

The bank would probably have ordered you a new card and you would have had to wait for that to arrive, and a new PIN would come in one or two separate letters.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Actually, thinking about it ... it would be very easy to crack a 4-digit PIN if you knew the transformed number because there are only 10,000 possibilities to try. Still, that would be more secure than storing "Accy's PIN = wxyz"!
 
Isn't it plastic bags of dog cr*p which must be hung on the nearest branch? ;)
OK - lets just get rid of all the other entries and

JUST LEAVE THIS ONE!!!!!

Why in the name of $deity would you pick up your dogs poo in a special bag and then
JUST HANG IT ON A BRANCH

WHY

JUST WHY

do you think the dog poo fairy will wave a magic wand and make it decompose????

I have even seen some hung up within a few yards of a dog poo bin



WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
!!!!
 

Chris S

Legendary Member
Location
Birmingham
'Pooch Perfect'. I've just heard about this bag of shoot,coming to BBC soon. They've made a program about dog grooming ffs!
Sounds like a sexual offence.
 

mudsticks

Obviously an Aubergine
OK - lets just get rid of all the other entries and

JUST LEAVE THIS ONE!!!!!

Why in the name of $deity would you pick up your dogs poo in a special bag and then
JUST HANG IT ON A BRANCH

WHY

JUST WHY

do you think the dog poo fairy will wave a magic wand and make it decompose????

I have even seen some hung up within a few yards of a dog poo bin



WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
!!!!

I've heard some people claim, that they intend to reclaim those vile offerings upon their return journey.

Personally I don't believe a word of it.

Seems to be just about everyone has a dog nowadays - not massively keen myself.

Too much poo everywhere, too many unruly hounds bothering walkers /cyclists, and worrying stock.

Grumble, grumble, grumble.. :rolleyes:
 

Landsurfer

Veteran
So should they stop worrying about the virus, or start worrying about the dangerous business of cycling ?
Balance .... be concerned about the thing that is likely to actually kill you rather than the thing that probably won't.
Mitigate, but mitigation that is proven to work not proven not to work or promoted to allay fear in those that fear, fear, itself.
 

DaveReading

Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
Location
Reading, obvs
Balance .... be concerned about the thing that is likely to actually kill you rather than the thing that probably won't.
Mitigate, but mitigation that is proven to work not proven not to work or promoted to allay fear in those that fear, fear, itself.

Now you've lost me.

Is "the thing that is likely to actually kill you" the virus, or cycling ?
 

BoldonLad

Not part of the Elite
Location
South Tyneside
OK - lets just get rid of all the other entries and

JUST LEAVE THIS ONE!!!!!

Why in the name of $deity would you pick up your dogs poo in a special bag and then
JUST HANG IT ON A BRANCH

WHY

JUST WHY

do you think the dog poo fairy will wave a magic wand and make it decompose????

I have even seen some hung up within a few yards of a dog poo bin



WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
!!!!

Exactly! They have done the unpleasant. bit (picking it up), why not dispose of correctly?

Morons!
 
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