Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

[Accy cyclist]

The bloke who cleans my windows (my window cleaner if you like) keeps posting notes through my letterbox, telling me how much I owe him. He's just put one through saying I now owe him £20. As soon as he knocks I put my stairs light on to let him know I'm in then get some money, then make my way down my stairs, only to find he's put another note through my door! Why the feck doesn't he give me a minute to get downstairs to pay him?! As s former window cleaner I remember waiting many minutes for customers to answer their doors. Some took ages to answer, then when I asked for the payment they'd then take ages to go and get it. This fellow is knocking, then almost fecking off a few seconds after knocking!! 🧐

Going back to my window cleaning days, I'd ask customers who weren't going to be in to leave the payment in a plastic bag on one of their upstairs windows, out of sight and reach of temptation to others, then take it when I climbed my ladder to clean their windows, but I can't do that with this fellow as he has a no need to climb ladders, water fed pole system.

 

[albion]

V.A.R.

The 'back each other up', 'referees union' type thing. I find it horrific that it makes for more farce . It also means the opportunity for corruption has been increased too.

 

[youngoldbloke]

Fitted sheets - how on earth do you fold them neatly?

 

[Asa Post]

Fitted sheets - how on earth do you fold them neatly?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGZCyVkMhIM

 

[Gwylan]

Fitted sheets - how on earth do you fold them neatly?

My wife knows how.

Why should I bother to learn?

Don't tell her I said that, please.

 

[Jameshow]

Virtually of course

I'm conscious that.... Glad you are....!

 

[postman]

Bits of debris trapped in my Dr Marten soles.All over the hall and kitchen floors.Meaning I must clean up BEFORE I go out.

 

[Jameshow]

Bits of debris trapped in my Dr Marten soles.All over the hall and kitchen floors.Meaning I must clean up BEFORE I go out.

Mud I. My smart jeans after I got called back onto the stables to look at a stable door.

 

[cyberknight]

went to meet a member of another forum after arranging to buy a set of bars , time and place agreed and its a no show.Waited 45 mins and emialed them , they had my number but didnt bother lettign me know they were not turning up

 

[cyberknight]

As mentioned elsewhere i had to clear debts and i had enough left to replace my laptop as the screen although repaired twice still flickers or goes black
How farkin hard is it to have things just the way they were ? can i turn off sign in options ? dont be daft all the instructions on the search tell you to do stuff that is not visible on mine .

 

[Beebo]

I’m watching a one hit wonders show on BBC2.
They just had Don Henley as a one hit wonder! Which maybe he is as a solo artist, but seems a bit harsh in mind his song writing credits with the Eagles.

 

[Chromatic]

I couldn't name another Eagles hit other than Hotel California, but I will admit that says more about my musical taste than their fame.

 

[Chris S]

I couldn't name another Eagles hit other than Hotel California, but I will admit that says more about my musical taste than their fame.

One of those nights
Lying eyes
Take it to the limit
New kid in town
plus loads more in the US

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've just heard a caller on the radio say "I was a former police officer". No, you are a former police officer, not 'you were a former police officer'. Unless you were a former police officer, then you went back into the police, therefore making you a former, former police officer. Which is highly unlikely seeing as he said he was 63 years old and as far as I know, police officers have to retire when they reach 50 years old.

 

[ColinJ]

... as far as I know, police officers have to retire when they reach 50 years old.

I just looked it up. The normal age is 60, but they can retire at 55 on a lower pension.