Pleased to hear I made you laugh, Mr Ardon. You're obviously an expert on far off presumptions, though. Did I remotely suggest that everyone would have an epiphany and/or replace their bike with one from the nearest toyshop?
You'll note that this is the 'Beginners' section, where non-expert people might hope to find useful info when getting onto two wheels. I simply saw the ToysRUS ad, handed over the cash, and described what I found. As it happens, I have previous experience of 'BSOs' that turned out to be almost unrideable. So far this £49 Triax is fine, and definitely a bargain in my opinion. Can't understand why that's inverse snobbery, particularly as I said that I already own various other bikes that cost far more.
*Disclaimer. The author wishes to make it clear that no-one should feel in any way influenced by the above to replace their bike with one from the nearest toyshop.
PS. Approaching 200 miles now. Still running fine!