Tour de France 2016 **SPOILERS**

[rich p]

Froome just told Bardet that he was le premier perdant...

 

[rich p]

They're all on my FFS list.

I also fecking hate meerkats...

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Any news on Chantilly lace?

I believe Ned and David both have a wiggle in their walk and a giggle in their talk

 

[coffeejo]

I also fecking hate meerkats...

And adverts for the TdF right before we return to the race after the ad break...

 

[Buddfox]

You want to know which ad I really hate? the feckin' GoCompare one with the deeply irritating taxi driver.

Am still convinced it's Gregg Wallace's twin brother

 

[mjr]

They're doing 16kph and chatting. The only stage that our freewheeling rides could be mistaken for. Maybe we should invite them.

 

[coffeejo]

I'm trying to imagine the headlines if one of the Sky team had wobbled, bringing them all down and under the wheels of the following cars.

 

[brommers]

The tv coverage of fantastic adverts is being spoilt by a big group of stupid blokes on bicycles holding up the road traffic - inconsiderate b******s

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Oi, Froomy, fetch us a beer!

 

[smutchin]

Oi, Froomy, fetch us a beer!

Oi, Ned, fetch us a glass of bubbly!

 

[coffeejo]

Oi, Ned, fetch us a glass of bubbly!

Or a crate!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

The advert with the "Are You Being Served?" music is getting on my tits.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

The Beautiful Marcel getting his flavoured condoms sorted

 

[mjr]

Is there some sort of bet about the number of wrong turns that Lotto Soudal rider can take? I think I've seen him do 3 so far.

 

[jarlrmai]

Is there some sort of bet about the number of wrong turns that Lotto Soudal rider can take? I think I've seen him do 3 so far.

He's just padding out his strava