Top tips for winter riding

Dayvo · 22 Oct 2007

Elmer Fudd said:
Take toilet paper just in case you hadn't really finished the 'jobby'.

And a spare pair of longs when you realise that the bog paper doesn't really help! :rolleyes:

Tetedelacourse · 22 Oct 2007

Noodley said:
Have a poo before you go out.

What's the best method of cooking it?

Dayvo · 22 Oct 2007

Tetedelacourse said:
What's the best method of cooking it?

I would suggest poaching it; it will be quite tender, allowing the pieces of corn not to get stuck between your teeth. :rolleyes:

Tetedelacourse · 22 Oct 2007

Dayvo said:
I would suggest poaching it; it will be quite tender, allowing the pieces of corn not to get stuck between your teeth.

So in Chuffy's simple terms "Eat a turd before heading out". :biggrin:

Abitrary · 24 Oct 2007

Don't lick your handlebars.

I did once as a kid for a Christmas bike photo and my dad had to get me off with a hairdryer

col · 24 Oct 2007

Abitrary said:
Don't lick your handlebars.

I did once as a kid for a Christmas bike photo and my dad had to get me off with a hairdryer

Didnt that hurt?Hitting you with a hairdryer till you were freed

mickle · 24 Oct 2007

col said:
Didnt that hurt?Hitting you with a hairdryer till you were freed