Tonight Mathew - I am monumentally bored

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Kovu

Über Member
I do like the way this thread has gone to 6 pages of random rubbish provided by Joe24
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
This is gonna be better then the Tea thread!
 

Kovu

Über Member
Joe24 said:
aimee says:
awww hun ... Dont worry I wont ... cos its all lies anyways, i love you

This was just sent to me:ohmy::blush:

Seriously dont just type it all out ... copy it and alter it properly, should look like the one you sent me :

aimee says:
well done, but you would, if you lived closer you wuld admit it
Joe says:
dont think i would, sorry darling that i love you so much ....
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Kovu said:
Seriously dont just type it all out ... copy it and alter it properly, should look like the one you sent me :

aimee says:
well done, but you would, if you lived closer you wuld admit it
Joe says:
dont think i would, sorry darling that i love you so much ....


:smile:
I'm sorry who is older here?
 
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tdr1nka said:
I can feeeel the love in the room!

Fed up with procrastinating and going for being a bit bored now.....

me too, ...... and I warned you....

Don't you have daughters Noodley: Chaperones at dawn methinks.
 

Abitrary

New Member
Today, I cycled up a 1/10 gradient hill and unzipped my jersey to cool me down.

On the way down, amidst a lot of traffic, a wasp flew down my jersey and stinged my belly, and I tried flapping my jersey to get rid of it whilst having fantasies that it might be a genetically modified wasp that could sting me to death if it was kept in close confines. I finally skidded into a side road and threw my jersey on the floor.

Half an hour later I skidded on a bit of broken cycle path and went over the handle bars. I managed to roll but my left middle finger took the brunt of the fall. I cycled home without being able to use my rear brake, but I consoled myself that I was analagous to a WWII bomber pilot making it home on one engine.
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
YOU!!!!
aimee says:
Just say it Joe, just post on CC that you love me and you want them all to know and want to know how yto deal with it

See, she wonts me to love her.
 

Kovu

Über Member
Abitrary said:
Today, I cycled up a 1/10 gradient hill and unzipped my jersey to cool me down.

On the way down, amidst a lot of traffic, a wasp flew down my jersey and stinged my belly, and I tried flapping my jersey to get rid of it whilst having fantasies that it might be a genetically modified wasp that could sting me to death if it was kept in close confines. I finally skidded into a side road and threw my jersey on the floor.

Half an hour later I skidded on a bit of broken cycle path and went over the handle bars. I managed to roll but my left middle finger took the brunt of the fall. I cycled path home without being able to use my rear brake, but I consoled myself that I was analagous to a WWII bomber pilot making it home on one engine.

Exactly the same :smile:
 

Kovu

Über Member
Joe24 said:
YOU!!!!
aimee says:
Just say it Joe, just post on CC that you love me and you want them all to know and want to know how yto deal with it

See, she wonts me to love her.

I worked out hes insecure and needs locking up from others ...... :smile:
 
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Abitrary said:
Today, I cycled up a 1/10 gradient hill and unzipped my jersey to cool me down.

On the way down, amidst a lot of traffic, a wasp flew down my jersey and stinged my belly, and I tried flapping my jersey to get rid of it whilst having fantasies that it might be a genetically modified wasp that could sting me to death if it was kept in close confines. I finally skidded into a side road and threw my jersey on the floor.

Half an hour later I skidded on a bit of broken cycle path and went over the handle bars. I managed to roll but my left middle finger took the brunt of the fall. I cycled home without being able to use my rear brake, but I consoled myself that I was analagous to a WWII bomber pilot making it home on one engine.

The thread just slewed sideways
 

tdr1nka

Taking the biscuit
Joe24 said:
YOU!!!!
aimee says:
Just say it Joe, just post on CC that you love me and you want them all to know and want to know how yto deal with it

See, she wonts me to love her.

Dunno why your still on here M8 if I was half your age I'd be still at primary school:eek:round there like a shot!:smile::laugh:
 
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