mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Carol Vorderman, nekked, covered in marmite, with a pint of Guinness balanced in her cleavage and a rolled up copy of Bass Player magazine perched in her bum crack. This would bring me great pleasure indeed, sufficient to stop me moaning about anything for several minutes.
OOooo yes - i do like marmite, and beer too - and even have a curious affection for maths as well
Sounds a bit of a sticky situation for poor Carol though