Tiny acts of anarchy

[User482]

I sometimes make a point of going into Tescos. Just to use the bog.

I find that McDonald's has the cleanest facilities, which is a handy tip if you're in a strange city and you're desperate to go. I haven't bought anything from them in over 10 years, but I have been known to leave them a McPlop on several occasions.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I find that McDonald's has the cleanest facilities, which is a handy tip if you're in a strange city and you're desperate to go. I haven't bought anything from them in over 10 years, but I have been known to leave them a McPlop on several occasions.

If you get caught on the way in and claim you're going to by some food after you've used the loo, it's known as a "McPlop with lies".
I would never ever buy any of their ridiculous "food". And if I ever did, I certainly wouldn't actually eat it.

 

[User482]

If you get caught on the way in and claim you're going to by some food after you've used the loo, it's known as a "McPlop with lies".
I would never ever buy any of their ridiculous "food". And if I ever did, I certainly wouldn't actually eat it.

I did once get caught attempting to leave them a McSlash - they actually had a no-stars attendant checking receipts before letting you in. I must have looked like an upstanding young citizen as he opened the door for me without checking. In recognition of this kind act, I even flushed...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

In recognition of this kind act, I even flushed...

What, with embarrassment at being caught ... oh, I see what you mean.

 

[tyred]

Nice to know that there is a reason for having going into McDonalds after all...