Tiny acts of anarchy

[tyred]

When people insist on sticking dead on the speed limit, I enjoy putting my head lights on full beam and sitting on their bumpers.

GRRR

 

[johnnyh]

shiftin swiftly along, when I fill out a form which has " * delete as applicable" on it, I do this...

" *delete as applicable"

 

[purplepolly]

When people insist on sticking dead on the speed limit, I enjoy putting my head lights on full beam and sitting on their bumpers.

At which point I realise someone's about to run out in front of practically worthless 11 year old car and hit the breaks.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

GRRR

That's very aggressive, and very bad driving. Why not simply wait for a safe opportunity to overtake, and then drive off at speed, hopefully setting off a Gatzo in the process

 

[Mortiroloboy]

I sometimes make a point of going into Tescos. Just to use the bog.

Thats quite appropriate as the place is a sh1thole, But I hate the place so much I don't think I'd even want to leave my log there.

 

[Aperitif]

Thats quite appropriate as the place is a sh1thole, But I hate the place so much I don't think I'd even want to leave my log there.

Gilbert and Sullivan innit?: "A policeman's log is not a happy one..."

 

[Kovu]

In coffee bars and fast food places I always ask for 'small', 'medium' or 'large' instead of 'regular(tm)', 'super(tm)', 'tall(tm)' or whatever other nonsense descriptor from the book of retail b*llocks they've stuck on the price list.

My grandad took this one step further. They asked if he wanted small or large. so he turned round and said regular.
BEst was when i was buying something and the cash women said I didnt look 18, my grandad piped up with i am, but Ill show you and ID if you dont believe me!

 

[dan_bo]

My grandad took this one step further. They asked if he wanted small or large. so he turned round and said regular.
BEst was when i was buying something and the cash women said I didnt look 18, my grandad piped up with i am, but Ill show you and ID if you dont believe me!

I always ask for a milky coffee in starbucks.

 

[Night Train]

At starbucks I always ask for a small coffee, in a large mug topped up with hot water for the price of a small coffee. When they question it I just tell them that their coffee is too strong for me and so needs watering down a bit. They usually do it.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

shiftin swiftly along, when I fill out a form which has " * delete as applicable" on it, I do this...

" *delete as applicable"

That, my good man, is priceless.
I shall endeavour to do this from now on.

 

[Speicher]

[quote name='swee'pea99']Who was it said that the best way to keep the seat next to you free on the train is to smile at anyone approaching and pat it 'invitingly'?[/quote]

Try travelling with a very large teddy bear on the train, that takes up a seat to himself. No one will ask you to move it.

 

[ChrisKH]

Once got told by a tutor, who was right up himself and used to ar£e lick all the big firm candidates, on a professional crammer course that I had no chance of passing the exam. Passed at the next sitting and posted a copy of my results to him.

I'm trying to see anarchy in there somewhere.

 

[johnnyh]

I did today, after reading it here, post one credit card company junk mailing back to another company, and have the other pre paid envelope say here waiting for whatever garbage I see fit to put inside!

Up zee revolution!

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Over the past 2 years i've had 3 speeding tickets and 1 reminder !

All have gone straight in the bin !

Laugh now badboy, cos you won't be laughing when you get stopped and the officer checks you, and your outstanding fines are disclosed, ha ha ha ha !

 

[Cubist]

Those black socks with coloured bits on the toes. Matching them up seems like too much effort, so I wear odd colours. Also because it really annoys Mrs. Z.

PZ.

Mrs Cube got me some socks with the days of the week on them. I get dressed in the dark most mornings and have a little thrill when I get to work change out of my cycling shoes in the shower room, never quite sure whether I'm wearing Tuesday's socks on a Friday.........