Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
I'd go back to Edward I's time with some antibiotics and wotnot and ensure that his son Alphonso survived.
Mainly because it would be cool to have a king Alphonso instead of the tedious procession of Edwards.
Also because he would rule in place of his brother Edward II. Without Edward II we wouldn't have the 100 years war or the Wars of the Roses. But we undoubtedly would have had some other wars instead so it would be fun to see what. Maybe the 200 years war and the Wars of the Weasels. Who knows?
Alphonso would become a more popular name. We'd have had prime minister Alphonso Heath and actor Alphonso Phonsohonso.
But it wouldn't be fun, because our history would include The 200 Years war and The War Of The Weasels. Nobody would have heard of the 100 years one or The War Of The Roses, so you'd never know about them to compare. Instead, there would be someone on an internet forum saying it would be fun to imagine the wars if Edward II had become King.
Once changed, why would you even remember and even think of helping Alphonso? He'd have survived.
The history would be totally different, so why would you know to go back in the first place?... Therefore, King Alphonso would never have happened as you wouldn't know to go back and help... Do you see the Paradox? 😆
THAT said, Alphonso would have been a great name. Maybe even, we might be seeing the Coronation of 'King Alf' in May and what would the papers say if he did anything daft?
Yep... Alphonso's Bonzo!
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