Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Tim Hall]

Not a lot.

 

[Lullabelle]

Really glad you are going to be away next week and the following 2 days, I really need a break from your miserable face every morning

 

[Maverick Goose]

Really glad you are going to be away next week and the following 2 days, I really need a break from your miserable face every morning

That reminds me of someone I used to work with F the fearsome Aberdonian housekeeper came in one morning and said "what's up with E? She's got a face like a slapped erse!" F never minced her words...

 

[Lullabelle]

What do I think to your cleaner, not much to be honest, do you see those 2 big cobwebs? They have been steadily growing over the past few months no one has touched them, I have seen her go into the loos with a mop but she never takes a bucket of water, people have complained that these toilets smell because they are not being cleaned properly and you can see for yourself they are dirty.

No wait, I did actually say that

 

[simonali]

I just started a new job on Monday. About two hours after I started I was told that the place is currently up for sale. Then today, I was told there were plans for working rostered weekends, despite them telling me that the job was Mon-Fri. What I want to say is "Are you having a f***ing laugh?!!", but I can't because I've only been there three days!

 

[wheresthetorch]

Really glad you are going to be away next week and the following 2 days, I really need a break from your miserable face every morning

Erm - do you sit next to me??

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Dear NatWest. Your online account application process is garbage. And while we're at it Digidocs is a crock of shoot.
I'll try and word this more politely when I have to go in a branch because the script times out yet again.

 

[Tin Pot]

fark you! fark YOU! You want the garage flooded? Then fark you, farking have it! I don’t give a shoot anymore.

<drops broom>
<garage floods>
<God smiles>
<rain completely stops>

daffodil.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I take it my new SSD drive is in the Amazon "you didn't sign up for Prime" deliberate delay system.

 

[Fnaar]

Barbara 1, Barbara 2, Eleonora ... I'm free

 

[jefmcg]

You, sir, are an idiot.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I'm leaving....adios putas!

 

[Threevok]

Cheryl !! Get your own Pizza next time !!!

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Domain names are non-refundable services? After your system saved my card details from this morning's purchase and then later charged me for two other domain names (I was letting expire) without my consent? The system automatically sets to auto-renew? I don't give a toss, give me my f***ing money back!

 

[Lullabelle]

Yes she does have a dog, she treats him with the same amount of distain as her partner and kids