Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Low Gear Guy]

When you say we have been trained how to do this you actually mean that we sat through a one hour session on the internet presented by a person with a poor grasp of the English language and a limited understanding of the subject.

 

[gbb]

You silly git, sat there, bolt upright in your car, staring straight ahead, steadfastly sitting in lane 2 with nothing for 1/2 mile in the inside lane. Ive moved from lane 1 to lane 2 as i approached you, then into lane 3, past you and back into lane 1.
I look back maybe a mile later....and you're still steadfastly sat in lane 2.

And maybe a few miles later....i pass a VW camper doing exactly the same.

You silly stupid selfish lazy gits.

 

[NorthernDave]

You silly git, sat there, bolt upright in your car, staring straight ahead, steadfastly sitting in lane 2 with nothing for 1/2 mile in the inside lane. Ive moved from lane 1 to lane 2 as i approached you, then into lane 3, past you and back into lane 1.
I look back maybe a mile later....and you're still steadfastly sat in lane 2.

And maybe a few miles later....i pass a VW camper doing exactly the same.

You silly stupid selfish lazy gits.

The Lane 2 Owners Club does seem to be increasing membership...

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Good news! We have raised enough money to send your dogs on a little holiday.



To Korea. Collieflower Cheese anyone?

 

[simon.r]

Shorts manufacturers - please stop saying your shorts are ‘knee length’.

Someone who is 5’5” and someone who is 6’5” may both take the same waist size, but they are very unlikely to have the same thigh length.

How difficult would it be to state the inner leg length of your shorts?!

 

[User10119]

Oh FFS!

 

[The Crofted Crest]

[QUOTE 5333810, member: 10119"]Oh FFS![/QUOTE]

Why can't you say that? I say it all the time, usually (99% of the time) out of frustration with myself. It's actually something I wish I'd stop saying.

 

[User10119]

Why can't you say that?

Context, situation and circumstance.

 

[Tim Hall]

[QUOTE 5333830, member: 10119"]Context, situation and circumstance.[/QUOTE]
Is that the "events dear boy" de nos jours?

 

[Threevok]

The bigger the carrot - the longer the stick

 

[Lullabelle]

Not so much bring quiet as not being pestered by you every 5 minutes

 

[The Crofted Crest]

[QUOTE 5333830, member: 10119"]Context, situation and circumstance.[/QUOTE]

Understood, next time I say it I'll dedicate it to you. OK?

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Understood, next time I say it I'll dedicate it to you. OK?

@User10119

Done.

 

[ColinJ]

Dear Facebook/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram/[insert name of social media site of choice here] user...

It was bad enough you being so engrossed in your phone that you nearly shoulder-charged a very frail-looking elderly woman over a low wall as you brushed past her, but was it so hard to remember that she was immediately behind you when you abruptly stopped to update the rest of the world with the vital news of your progress down that backstreet? She tripped and staggered into the road to avoid you and you STILL didn't notice!

 

[RoubaixCube]

Sometimes we wade through the sea of life. dragging a heavy lead suitcase made of lead, packed full of regrets that slowly multiply until even the shallowest of waters can drown.