Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Noodle Legs]

Does your wife have a good sense of humour about her weight?

Does anybody’s?

In all honesty she has a beautiful figure and thus such comments are actually irrelevant, but were her figure to be a little fuller, then in the spirit of this thread’s topic it would perhaps be more valid!

 

[Noodle Legs]

She obviously has a sense of humour if she married him...

Touché!

 

[NorthernDave]

Garmin Connect I bloody hate you, you digital teapot.

 

[Noodle Legs]

Garmin Connect I bloody hate you, you digital teapot.

That, for me, would be part of a thread entitled “Things you shouldn’t say, but do, and then regret”

 

[RoubaixCube]

I have to speak Straight from the heart,
These gates are tearing us apart,
They made us into what we are,
There's always a reason...

The addiction to a reckless life,
Left us with this constant strife,
Scraping up the pieces From the bottom of our hearts...

 

[Maverick Goose]

I want to leave, you will not miss me, I want to go down in musical history...

 

[alicat]

Are you aware that testing a candidate's skills at blustering and thinking on their feet to destruction is not necessarily the best way to find the right candidate for a job in which those skills are not required.

 

[marinyork]

This is the 4th phone call in half an hour from you, no, is simply the answer. The NHS says no. No we cannot drive a piece of paper 3 miles, how can we do that as we have no van, no business insurance and it'd cost a lot of time and money to do.

 

[Noodle Legs]

“So you’re not cold calling then eh? So what do you call it nowadays when you turn up unannounced at somebody’s house trying to sell them a product they clearly do not need?”

 

[Salty seadog]

I want to leave, you will not miss me, I want to go down in musical history...

You are a flatulent pain in the arse.

 

[TVC]

I bet most of the football fans have hit mute.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Just farking get a life!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I don't like football and no interest in the World Cup.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Wake On LAN! I love you!!!

 

[jefmcg]

What are the rules?