Things you'd like to say, but can't

[alicat]

Please hurry up, dear man in front of me, and find your Morrison's More card. It must be in your wallet somewhere. Is it so hard to enter the right PIN number? Oh and did you need to put your shopping through in two lots?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I am Groot...

 

[classic33]

Please hurry up, dear man in front of me, and find your Morrison's More card. It must be in your wallet somewhere. Is it so hard to enter the right PIN number? Oh and did you need to put your shopping through in two lots?

Shopping for two seperate people?

 

[alicat]

Actually to be fair, one item was electrical goods so I think he wanted a separate receipt for that.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Is there are marketing campaign aimed solely at selling Audis to dickheads?

 

[hopless500]

Well. Thanks. Nice to know that your plans for retirement in 4 years, pension sorting-out and stuff are all completely done with no reference to me. Most people plan this stuff together.

 

[alicat]

The point at which it would have been helpful to stop giving me a b*llocking and apologise was when I showed you that I had followed the same approach as you when you last did the job.

 

[alicat]

I never knew I was such a numpty until I started working for you. Not very good at recruiting staff, are you?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Well, you see, I get paid my day rate regardless of whether the work I do makes a difference or if it is a complete waste of time and effort. Your call as to which of your cottage industries you want me to spend my time collaborating with, not mine.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Is there are marketing campaign aimed solely at selling Audis to dickheads?

That's not in line with the title of the thread, everybody says that regularly

 

[byegad]

You fell out with your ex, and now you'll be sending your 4 yr old to his house for the weekend without any clothes. FFS he's paying nearly as much in maintenance as I get in my pension every month!

You evil witch!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Let me spell it out seeing as you are a bit slow on the uptake Ess-See-Oh- Pee-Eee spells scope. A noun meaning the extent of the area or subject matter that something deals with or to which it is relevant: meaning not my ****ing problem so do one.

 

[Jenkins]

Did your new 67 registration Range Rover not come with Bluetooth phone connectivity? Hand held at 60mph (having suddenly braked fron 75!) is so old fashioned...

 

[Speicher]

The only way that you could be further from the truth than you are now, is if you lived in another Universe.

 

[Maverick Goose]

If the spirit moves you baby, let's get the kettle on...you are the Charlie to my Maverick


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