Ah, I get it, no, I wasn't responding to yours
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
You claim to buy x amount of cases of wine every year and you claim to drink x amount of bottles a week. You clearly think it makes you look clever because you 'know' wine, if this is true then you are not drinking it for what it is, you are just guzzling because you think it makes you look clever and better than everyone else. Actually you come across as a fat git with a drink problem.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
You are cold and joyless, you sit your kids in front if whatever technology you can so there is little interaction as possible. Over these next few days you are with your partners family, in the sticks with no wi fi or such like so for the past few days you have moaned on and on about how boring it is going to be, well, yes, you wouldn't want to talk to your partner or kids would you, why on earth would you want to actually chat and have a laugh when you could all just sit in silence infont of computer games so that they don't 'get in your face'
Tin Pot
Guru
And merry Christmas to you too....perhaps not!
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Saviour's Day by Cliff Richard is the greatest song of all time.
Salad Dodger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kent Coast
Somebody get the loony out of my waiting room. He is making me feel a bit uneasy.
CanucksTraveller
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
- Location
- Hertfordshire
I've had a very similar thought over Christmas, my unuttered thought went:
"Can you please stop using my one and only utensil rest as your used tea bag receptacle?"
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
The mug I use for soup tends to get left out of the kitchen cupboard because there's too many other mugs in there - God knows how many years of people leaving and not taking their mugs away with them.
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
It will download when it's ready. Still checking it every 10 minutes. Next time, download your 14 gig games overnight!
Salad Dodger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kent Coast
What a f***witted shower you are, Scottish Power. I dont give a flying f*** whether you repair my boiler under 2016's contract, 2017's contract or any other contract number you may care to quote. The fact is, I have been paying for boiler cover for 4 years and the one time there is a problem, your engineer p***es off without fixing it. I'm not impressed. At all.
So why can't you say this to them?
Kestevan
Last of the Summer Winos
- Location
- Holmfirth.
Knowing Scottish power it's because he's been on hold for the last 3 hours......if my call is so fecking important to you then answer the bloody phone.
Salad Dodger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kent Coast
Having worked in call centres, I know that it's not fair to chew someone's ear off about something that is not their personal fault. Anyway, Mrs Salad is on the case, and she usually manages to adopt a much more reasonable tone of voice than me. I go from normal to Victor Meldrew in about 2 seconds flat, when confronted by this sort of cockwombling.
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
Three quid for a secondhand paperback? You're having a laugh!
In a charity shop in a nearby spa town - I'll stick to getting them from the one near home where they're never more than a quid.
In a charity shop in a nearby spa town - I'll stick to getting them from the one near home where they're never more than a quid.
