Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Speicher]

Do you know how old I am?
Do you think I am old enough to make my own decisions?
Would you recognise the truth if it jumped up and bit you?
Are you living in some sort of fantasy world?

So, person X thinks he was not invited. That is because you mistakenly told him he wasn't invited. You had not read the email properly.

X did not receive the email. This is because he does not have a computer or any method of receiving emails, and he relies on his grand-daughter to tell him about any emails he "receives". In what way is any of this my fault, or my problem, or my duty to solve, or make recompense, or in any way, shape or form to apologise to either X or Y? It is you and X who need to apologise.

 

[gavgav]

Happy Birthday Mum. Hope you are having a good party wherever you are xxxx

 

[postman]

Please go and get your snoring sorted out.With the Docs help i upped the sleeping tabs to two per night.I still wear the earplugs,but this weekend you still beat all of that.i have had twop really bad sleeps.Even people are noticing how tired i look.
Please do something before i snap,or i take all the pills in one fooking go.I am knackered.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I'm done. I'm off. I'm outahere. The increasing air of unreality and the tidal wave of BS have done for me. Tat-tah!

 

[ColinJ]

For a moment, I thought he was talking about us, but he has been posting elsewhere on the forum since then!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

For a moment, I thought he was talking about us, but he has been posting elsewhere on the forum since then!

Here is cool. My place of work on the other hand....

 

[Arch]

Oh, now I see you did tell me I needed to send a quote before the event. For some reason, I didn't get that email at the time, and have only found it by going back to the conversation now. I suppose that's my problem, and I'm sure you will try to get my invoice sorted anyway, because I think you're probably actually a nice person. However you are the most disorganised useless event organiser I've ever met, and I've met a few. I actually recommended two other participants when you asked me for leads because you didn't have enough people to take part, and only about 20 members of the public turned up in all on the day anyway.

I'd like to say this, but her organisation could be a useful source of work in future - at least next time I'll know the procedure. <sigh>

It's a bit of clue when you say to someone "Any chance you have any glossy magazines you could bring to use on the day?" and they bring you a table lamp, a silk flower and an ironing board cover.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Just because I Iook 'normal' doesn't mean I don't have a few issues.
I don't even know you, and you coming up to me and hugging me was not appreciated.

You are lucky I have learned to control my emotions and just froze, although I really wanted to shove you in the sodding canal!
I am happy to touch those I know (and actually like!) but everyone I've spoken to agrees you are just a pain in the ass! (so my instincts were right!)

So no, I won't be joining your group. I am happy to help anyone and will do the same for your group, from a distance....just keep yours with me please!

 

[Retribution03]

I start 10 days holiday tomorrow I also have a job interview in the morning so I may not be coming back after my holiday after nearly 18 years here.i know this isn't a good time to leave but then there's is never a good time.

 

[alicat]

Why did you invite procurement to share our Christmas team meal without sounding the team out first? I don't have any dealings with them, we've already had to mind our p's and q's when the head of procurement's know all son came on two extended work placements and the venue is ten miles in the wrong direction from home.

 

[Cyclopathic]

F**k off. I can't be bothered.

 

[ColinJ]

How long has your 2 year old toddler been smoking? Judging by the way you are dangling her in your smog, I'd guess all 2 years outside of your body and probably the entire pregnancy too.

When she screws her nose up and recoils from you, don't make jokes about it and tell her that "Mummy is just enjoying her ciggie before we go in the shop" - SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU BLOWING SMOKE IN HER FACE - STOP DOING IT!!!

Do you really want her to take up smoking at the earliest possible opportunity? Ok, you are hooked, but you could at least be apologetic about it and make it seem like the dirty habit that it is rather than doing your best to normalise it.

Do what you want to your own body in private, but FFS don't inflict it on little kids!

 

[steveindenmark]

Its about time the UK closed its borders and started slinging undesireable foreigners out.

 

[Scoosh]

MOD NOTE:
Keep to the thread title, please.

 

[Arch]

Oh, now I see you did tell me I needed to send a quote before the event. For some reason, I didn't get that email at the time, and have only found it by going back to the conversation now. I suppose that's my problem, and I'm sure you will try to get my invoice sorted anyway, because I think you're probably actually a nice person. However you are the most disorganised useless event organiser I've ever met, and I've met a few. I actually recommended two other participants when you asked me for leads because you didn't have enough people to take part, and only about 20 members of the public turned up in all on the day anyway.

I'd like to say this, but her organisation could be a useful source of work in future - at least next time I'll know the procedure. <sigh>

It's a bit of clue when you say to someone "Any chance you have any glossy magazines you could bring to use on the day?" and they bring you a table lamp, a silk flower and an ironing board cover.

In the interest of truth and fairness, I got an email today saying she's raised a purchase order for me, so we will get paid.

(I stand by the disorganised bit though.)