Things you'd like to say, but can't

[vernon]

No that's right. There isn't a whiteboard. There isn't a wall to put a whiteboard on either. Just like there wasn't when you signed off the design and layout plan three months ago.

That brings to mind the classroom I moved into in the PFI school that I moved into. The interactive whiteboard was mounted on a wall parallel to the axis of projection. It took a fortnight to resolve. Someone had to come and visit to agree that it was wrongly mounted. A further visitor came to cost the relocation. A third visitor came to assess the feasibility of the relocation closely followed by the fourth person who signed off the job and created a job sheet for the fifth person to do the donkeywork and a sixth to do the electrics.

 

[ScotiaLass]

We all have to let off steam sometimes.
But rather than constantly moan, how about getting off your fat ass and turning that around!

 

[vernon]

You are to engineering what Anorexia Nervosa is to Sumo wrestling.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Tis just a pity about the hair!

 

[Brandane]

Get my hair cut like yours? You're having a f***ing laugh, aren't you?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

(Only applicable if I was North Korean, thankfully. Wait a minute - we might have Kim Jong-Salmond in charge soon .)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Get my hair cut like yours? You're having a f***ing laugh, aren't you?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

(Only applicable if I was North Korean, thankfully. Wait a minute - we might have Kim Jong-Salmond in charge soon .)

What the **** is this big obsession everyone has about Salmond?? He can be voted out at the next elections, or have you all not realised that?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

That brings to mind the classroom I moved into in the PFI school that I moved into. The interactive whiteboard was mounted on a wall parallel to the axis of projection. It took a fortnight to resolve. Someone had to come and visit to agree that it was wrongly mounted. A further visitor came to cost the relocation. A third visitor came to assess the feasibility of the relocation closely followed by the fourth person who signed off the job and created a job sheet for the fifth person to do the donkeywork and a sixth to do the electrics.

Trust me. We ain't fixing this.

 

[Brandane]

What the **** is this big obsession everyone has about Salmond?? He can be voted out at the next elections, or have you not realised that?

True. But we cannot vote to re-join the United Kingdom if we have a change of heart. Once it's gone, it's gone......

 

[perplexed]

Just think, if you hadn't spent your money on:

a 'powered by fairy-dust' sticker
a 'little princess on board' sign
a 'striker on board' sign
a shiny tissue box holder for the rear window
numerous crappy dangly objects from your rear-view mirror

you may have been able to afford bulbs for the 4 out of 5 rear lights which weren't working as I followed you up the road.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Well, if the chamois cream thread is any sort of litmus paper for what can and cannot be said, it seems anus, penis, testicles and labia majora are on the cannot list....

 

[pauldavid]

I tell you what, I've had enough of your pedantic attitude. Stick your job up your arse I'm off to ride my bike instead.

 

[152l2]

To my new overshoes - Thank you for my cosy, warm feet this morning. You made the 20 mile, misty, cold commute just fly by. I think we are going to have some fun times together.

 

[theclaud]

To my new overshoes - Thank you for my cosy, warm feet this morning. You made the 20 mile, misty, cold commute just fly by. I think we are going to have some fun times together.

Why can't you say that? Is it a shyness thing?

 

[152l2]

No. Its a "only cyclist in the office thing".

 

[theclaud]

No. Its a "only cyclist in the office thing".

Could you find a quiet moment to whisper to your overshoes?