Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Do younger people wonder why Aston Martins have Ford radiator grills?
They used to do it in cinemas once, there was a mad rush to get out before it stated.Why do they play the National Anthem last thing at night on Radio 4? Just as I'm getting off to sleep after the Shipping Forecast and Sailing By, I have to get up and stand to attention.
Why is toilet paper getting smaller?
It's bothIt isn't - your arse is getting bigger.
The "Valleys of the deaf" between Low Moor and the Interchange. Why do they almost shout when the mobile signal is lost.People who watch videos on their phone on the train without using headphones.
Or, worse, in the pub.People who watch videos on their phone on the train without using headphones.