Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
I intensely dislike involuntary forced close inspections of the tarmac. 

Did you mention breaking in a Brooks B17 saddle....OOOO!!!
I'm a newbie but have already learned the 1st law of cycling: wherever you are going, at whatever time of day, there is always a headwind![]()
I don't like headwinds and I don't like seeing roadkill.
If you are cycling up a hill looking forward to the descent the wind will have shifted to a headwind by the time you get to the top.
I hate TOP DRESSING - renders roads unrideable, it doesn't work, and is a waste of money.