I could be, it's at least 7-8 years ago. Don't know who Simon is/was but I remember whatever it was I read it put me off and I never did a ride.
I'm eyeing up the Manchester>Morecambe ride for later this year as that's my nearest. It's been around 10 years since I did an overnight and I'm well overdue a re-run.
Go for it.
Simon was the originator, organiser, benevolent dictator, and the driving force behind the Fridays. He left in about 2015??? These days it's run by volunteers and is somewhat less eccentric but still a fantastic night out.
Edit. The old website (fnrttc.blogspot.com maybe I think) no longer exists. From memory it ite used to say something like this:
"If you don't need it, don't bring it. Mudguards, panniers, racks - have away with 'em. ... mudguards ... if they aren't rattling they are working loose and causing problems ... you won't starve on one of our rides so there is no need to bring along your aunty Mabel's famous fruit cake and cheese and pickle sandwiches ..."
It was all pretty tongue in cheek. From a ride organiser's point of view he wanted to minimise mechanicals and other problems, and also people over-reaching themselves and getting knackered due to having brought the kitchen sink along. But I can see how it could seem a bit overbearing and off-putting if you didn't realise the sense in which it was meant.