A friend of ours dog snaffled a large pork chop off of the kitchen work top and started to chew it.
The owner eventually got the dog to 'release' and then proceeded to cook it (the chop not the dog) for her own tea, as originally intended.
I used to go round to my parents' house on Sundays for dinner
I took the dog - an Alsatian (GSD in metric) - female and quite small
my Mum normally did a proper roast of some kind
for some unknown reason as soon as my Mum headed for the kitchen my very loyal and "Dad" focussed dog swapped loyalties and gave up her normal "I have to know where Dad is and what he is doing at all times" attitude and ignored me and went "somewhere else in the house"
when I aske my Mum said they "have secrets" -
anyway - one Sunday my Mum had come back to the lounge while the roast potatoes were cooking and the roast pork was resting - no sign of my dog or theirs
I went through to the kitchen for something and noticed the roast pork resting on the worktop and my dog on her hind legs - front legs on the worktop and nose slowly approaching the pork - lounge close behind it
One of the most difficult things about owning that dog was shouting at her doing things like that while trying not to laugh
the dog was mortified - probably about being discovered
I told my Mum that the dog had NOT touched the pork at all - I may have been right
I do wonder how many time she had a quick like on other Sundays and wasn;t discovered!!