For those of us watching Eurosport, we will be aware of Shaun Kelly's cow story and will have a right good laugh at your ignorance!
Oh and the comments about Corby and all the other awful places they have lived/been too, such as when they got to the Ukrainian border in the middle of winter and the border guards who weren't surprised in the slightest when they turned round and went elsewhere instead....
'Welcome to The Land Of The Black Earth'
Eurosport is just a lot more subtle and there are a lot of jokes from previous days brought into things, such as the cows, so you really have to be watching from the beginning to really get what they say sometimes.