Dear Paul Sherwen, who the feck is Michael Meurkwuew? Morkov. He's not some fecking Belgian hillbilly!!!
They did claim they checked with him how to pronounce his name, given they'd been calling him Merkov for the first two days and then changed it. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt on this one. It's still not Boisson Hagen though. Is it Voyt or the Dave Harmon version Vogcht?