The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Well I live in Warrington. Never seen a ufo though.

That's because they drug him before abducting him for sex experiments.

 

[Dave7]

You're you?

I think so. Let me check in the mirror.


Yep, one eye in the middle of my head, definitely me.

 

[classic33]

I think so. Let me check in the mirror.


Yep, one eye in the middle of my head, definitely me.

Thought you cast no reflection?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

That's because they drug him before abducting him for sex experiments.

Was that were you came into the story???

 

[PeteXXX]

TTFN 👋

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Been busy today
Washed all the outsides of the downstairs windows - and the frames
Thye were covered with dust and stuff after the landscapers left

Then went for a ride - just over 2 hours round the canals - the tow paths were surprisingly dry for the time of year
worryingly the nature reserve path was also dry in places where it is normally flooded except in mid-summer
underlines that it has not been very wet recently

then got home and realised that we have very little milk left so I had to walk up to the co-op
when I got there I picked up a bottle of milk and an assistant rushed over and said she needed to chekc the bottle as they might not be allowed to sell it
which was weird
turned out they had found an ALDI bottle in the milk they got from the warehouse and had been told to check them all out

I did ask if the ALDI ones were cheaper - she just laughed and didn;t answer!!
Oh and SWMBO told be to get a packet of Hot Cross Buns while I was there - which is cruel as she knows I can;t eat them anymore
but apparently that was part of teh marriage contract - not sure I read that bit??????


anyway time to back a cocoa - apprently that was in the contract as well

see you tomorrow - when it will apparently be raining and blowing a gale

 

[classic33]

TTFN 👋

Sithi

 

[classic33]

Been busy today
Washed all the outsides of the downstairs windows - and the frames
Thye were covered with dust and stuff after the landscapers left

Then went for a ride - just over 2 hours round the canals - the tow paths were surprisingly dry for the time of year
worryingly the nature reserve path was also dry in places where it is normally flooded except in mid-summer
underlines that it has not been very wet recently

then got home and realised that we have very little milk left so I had to walk up to the co-op
when I got there I picked up a bottle of milk and an assistant rushed over and said she needed to chekc the bottle as they might not be allowed to sell it
which was weird
turned out they had found an ALDI bottle in the milk they got from the warehouse and had been told to check them all out

I did ask if the ALDI ones were cheaper - she just laughed and didn;t answer!!
Oh and SWMBO told be to get a packet of Hot Cross Buns while I was there - which is cruel as she knows I can;t eat them anymore
but apparently that was part of teh marriage contract - not sure I read that bit??????


anyway time to back a cocoa - apprently that was in the contract as well

see you tomorrow - when it will apparently be raining and blowing a gale

Wasn't that supposed to be today!!

 

[PaulSB]

Our PaulSB won't be happy as Blackburn are losing 3 nil to Swansea

I'd managed to draw a veil over that aberration and now you've reminded me. 🤣 A couple of friends who went said we were dreadful.