The Retirement Thread

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12boy

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Location
Casper WY USA
I am pretty sure that 76 was when I volunteered for a lay off at work, lived off unemployment for a year and spent 40-50 hours a week at a dance company, living above the dance studio in an apt. Spent a lot of time around women in leotards and could not dance for beans, especially compared with women who had been doing jazz and ballet since they were toddlers. Being one of only a few men they kinda humored me like an idiot child . Dance is very competitive and I saw a side of women I had never seen before, both in terms of trying to be the premier dancers in the company and the frank and sexual way they discussed the men they knew. For some reason I had been clinging to the idea women were Nice, Sweet and Pure, but I soon saw some of them were maybe not so much. I had been involved in some martial arts training but one of my friends began with a dance company that taught him that being around gorgeous women wearing almost nothing was more fun than having big burly guys kick the crap out of you. I soon agreed but also learned the physical and menta challenges of dance were much, much more difficult. I learned a lot in 76.
Be well and safe. Jete, jete, pas de bourree.
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
No........I'm generally an Emmet as I spend a lot of time in Cornwall. :laugh:
The official meaning apparently.

Emmet" is Old English for "ant", but has become subsumed into Cornish dialect so that down here it means "grockle". "Grockle" is a Devonian word, invented in Torbay in the 1970s, to mean "tripper", "interloper" or "tourist of the baser sort".1 Sept 2002

So you are able to claim that you are both a grockle AND an emmett ^_^
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Sad news locally this morning. Paul Mariner, ex Chorley, Ipswich, Arsenal, Plymouth Argyle and Portsmouth died yesterday of a brain tumour.Although he was born in Farnsworth, Bolton, I think he lived locally as a youngster. He used to turn out for a local pub team, The Oak Tree, where he was told he'd never make it as a pro. The pub is in the next village to us.

I remember him well. Excellent centre forward.
I remember him well. I think I can visualise him.
 

monkers

Veteran
Hi All

We are back from our hols. The weather was disappointing, but we managed a few rides - Danni more so.

I finally fixed my bike after a delay of a couple of days. On Wednesday we cycled out of Ross-on-Wye on a circular route prepared by Danni. The first small problem was when Danni accidentally broke the twiddler off the valve when doing tyre pressures, so I quickly fitted a new tube. As we left the car park, my bike computer told me that my heart had double speeded, at 117 throbs per minute before turning the pedals more than about twice; she was already up the road and I was playing catch up. We hit quite a steep rise within about 200 metres and my heart rate went berserk (174), so I thought it wise to stop. When I restarted and rode to the top, Danni just said ''you look red'' and rode straight off again. hmmf.

I struggled from that point until the rain started, I quickly cooled and my heart rate dropped straight down to normal. I'm a bit more experienced on wet riding than Danni and a tad braver (read, more stupid) so I led for a while. We met some significant rises, the likes of which probably don't exist in Hampshire. I used weaving as an aid to climbing as the lane was so very quiet, which Danni considered cheating. She likes to try to remain in the saddle and style it out - she's such a poser!

All was well, the scenery simply beautiful in many places, until we hit this so-called hill, it was more wall than hill - 33.6%! Even walking in cleats on wet tarmac at that gradient was a challenge. It was even steeper and wet just beyond that left hand bend.

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After cresting this wall, there was about a mile of mild descending and with a small push from a following wind we easily covered that at about 30mph, then the road simply fell away as if as the result of a landslide. At this point the surface also became deeply rutted, wetter, covered in mud, gravel, and small piles of flints. I unclipped my left foot, relieved some weight from the saddle and feathered my brakes (rim brakes) - average speed for that half mile 51.7 mph! I could hear distant ear-ringing squeals of Danni's protesting disc brakes - a heck of a racket, and she says that they would not have stopped her if she'd needed to.

After this the road turned up hill again, and I reached the point of 'the bonk' just as we returned back to Ross. It was the toughest 15miles I've ever cycled, but great fun.

I'd put my bike on a diet in the week before we left, reducing its weight by about 1.4kg in the process. This was all well and good but I remain about 12kg overweight. On those hill I felt that. I'd also upgraded my cranks/chainrings; the decision to go from a compact set to a semi-compact now felt like a poor one. On those hills Danni had 34 front and 32 rear; I had 36 front and 28 rear. I think that more new bits will be ordered before the next holiday to anywhere with climbing walls, and those energy chew thingies are looking less ridiculous.

Post diet Emonda ...

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12boy

Guru
Location
Casper WY USA
Went for my ride and the 10 mph breeze and 22C were divine and took a coupla shots. The other day I rode by the statue below and a gent, yclept Tom from Gillete, asked I take his pic below the statue. The statue has words below which say "Wakan tanka waku
waku." This does not mean "I will have fries with my buffalo hump" as you might have guessed, but rather "God's sacred gift".
Tom from Gillette also told me a tale of 6 devils who went to the Beacon Bar, a local honky tonk. 3 of them were Democrats and 3 Republicans. He asked if I knew how to tell them apart, but I did not. He replied you cannot.....they are all devils.
 

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If 6 Was 9
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So you are able to claim that you are both a grockle AND an emmett ^_^
Nah......I'll always be a Brummie. :okay:
 

Juan Kog

permanently grumpy
I have bought another bike today , like I need another bike :laugh:. It's a Boardman CX on sale on this forum,this will be my first experience of disc brakes .The rest of the summer I will use it on local tracks and bridlepaths , then fit mudguards for winter [ EDIT] road cycling.
 
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