The Retirement Thread

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Dave7

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Cheshire
I see one of my posts got deleted, I don't know why I bother half the time :angry:
Really ??
On this section ?
Where you naked when you posted it ,
 
Turns my neighbours are a right load of bar stewards

I decided to go out in the front garden after lunch to do some light gardening. Got rid of an Oak tree sapling that had decided to grow 1 inch from the house - and some brambles
then decided to tackle the bushes by the road
just trim a few bits and decide what sort of device I need to lower the whole thing by a few feet with minimal effort and lots of electricity

anyway some of it needs the loppers - which have disappeared - but OK - I was thinking of giving in and going in for a cuppa anyway

When the bloke opposite comes back from golf so we get talking

bar steward offer to lend me his loppers - which extend so are better than mine

SO NOW i HAVE TO KEEP AT IT FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO
or look ungrateful


so I carry on - reluctantly

30 minutes later the bloke next door pulls up with his wife

and the absolute bar steward offer to get his - even longer - loppers - and a ladder - and help me sort out the taller bits


so I now have to carry on working for ANOTHER HOUR - or look like an ungrateful prat




what a load of bar stewards - I was only planning on 30 minutes of weeding and some light trimming

ALL BLEEDIN AFTERNOON DOING MANUAL WORK!!!!

I chose IT as a career because it involves sitting and drinking coffee - if I wanted to do manual labour I would have chosen a differnent option!!!
 

PaulSB

Squire
A couple of nice days away walking. On Tuesday we did an excellent circular walk from Wycoller through Trawden. Picked Wycoller as it's a very beautiful area and close to the Lancashire/Yorkshire border meaning we were only 20 minutes drive from our hotel in Haworth. Today we walked a loop on Haworth Moor and managed to avoid Bronte Falls and Within Tops (said to be the inspiration for Wuthering Heights). We could see from a distance both spots were heaving.

Now memory is a funny thing. 6-7 years ago I rode the Tour de Yorkshire sportive - great route but the most appallingly organised sportive I have experienced. I had forgotten we rode through Haworth.

On a stroll in Haworth last evening we came to the bottom of the cobbled main street. As we walked up I began to remember I'd cycled up this street, in the rain, on 25mm tyres and soon I could visualize every metre. Agony! It must average 10% and is about 500 metres long. I remember a guy at the top shouting "Come on Chorley!"

On the same ride about 30-50 metres from the Cow 'n' Calf summit I started to topple over when this chap comes out of the crowd, pushes me upright and then pushed me over the summit! That's 1.2 miles, 8% and 17% at the top!

One other little snippet. On the same ride as I flogged up another climb I said to the rider next to me "They've got some bastard hills round here." The lady on the pavement replied in broad Yorkshire "That's why it's so bastard beautiful" 😂😂
 
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Exlaser2

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As i mentioned a couple of weeks ago ,mrs exlaser2 bought a new bike . Because of this she has been letting our daughter use her old best bike on club rides. Last weekend I saw my daughter had some bruises and asked her what had happened. She said run into a parked car while turning off Strava, but it had been at a very very very slow speed and could I check the bike over before her mum saw it . When I got it out the shed, this is what I found. Mrs exlaser2 is not happy 🙁
 

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As i mentioned a couple of weeks ago ,mrs exlaser2 bought a new bike . Because of this she has been letting our daughter use her old best bike on club rides. Last weekend I saw she had some bruises and asked her what had happened. She said run into a parked car while turning off Strava, but it had been at a very very very slow speed and could I check the bike over before her mum saw it . When I got it out the shed, this is what I found. Mrs exlaser2 is not happy 😂☺

Thats knackered, but at least the daughter hasn't done herself any serious damage.
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
As i mentioned a couple of weeks ago ,mrs exlaser2 bought a new bike . Because of this she has been letting our daughter use her old best bike on club rides. Last weekend I saw my daughter had some bruises and asked her what had happened. She said run into a parked car while turning off Strava, but it had been at a very very very slow speed and could I check the bike over before her mum saw it . When I got it out the shed, this is what I found. Mrs exlaser2 is not happy 🙁
Did the words "oh" and 'sh*te" come to mind ?
 

Exlaser2

Veteran
Did the words "oh" and 'sh*te" come to mind ?
Spot on , my wife was out on a ride at the time . I had to have a quick beer before she got home lol. Tbh she took it a lot better than I thought she would . Yes she was angry but she was more angry about the fact our daughter could have killed herself as much as the damage to the bike .
Looking on the bright side, as Dave r said our daughter is ok and the group set off this bike is going on my wife’s winter bike 😀
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Now listen hear @Dirk .....I like you. You seem a jolly good sport and a nice sort of fellow BUT......
would you be so kind as to keep the rain down your way.
I mean fair is fair and all that but you don't seem keen to send us sunshine when you have it so please keep this lot to yourself.
Thank you
Sod off. ^_^
We're back to decent weather tomorrow. :okay:
You can have the rain at the weekend.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
A couple of nice days away walking. On Tuesday we did an excellent circular walk from Wycoller through Trawden. Picked Wycoller as it's a very beautiful area and close to the Lancashire/Yorkshire border meaning we were only 20 minutes drive from our hotel in Haworth. Today we walked a loop on Haworth Moor and managed to avoid Bronte Falls and Within Tops (said to be the inspiration for Wuthering Heights). We could see from a distance both spots were heaving.

Now memory is a funny thing. 6-7 years ago I rode the Tour de Yorkshire sportive - great route but the most appallingly organised sportive I have experienced. I had forgotten we rode through Haworth.

On a stroll in Haworth last evening we came to the bottom of the cobbled main street. As we walked up I began to remember I'd cycled up this street, in the rain, on 25mm tyres and soon I could visualize every metre. Agony! It must average 10% and is about 500 metres long. I remember a guy at the top shouting "Come on Chorley!"

On the same ride about 30-50 metres from the Cow 'n' Calf summit I started to topple over when this chap comes out of the crowd, pushes me upright and then pushed me over the summit! That's 1.2 miles, 8% and 17% at the top!

One other little snippet. On the same ride as I flogged up another climb I said to the rider next to me "They've got some bastard hills round here." The lady on the pavement replied in broad Yorkshire "That's why it's so bastard beautiful" 😂😂
It's Top Withens/Top of th'Withens not the large house(which was also the inspiration for Dickens Bleak House) on the Bronte Walk. They don't like that piece being mentioned.
Closer to their birth home at Thornton, than Haworth. Never mentioned other than "being born near Bradford".

Did you enquire about the sisters activities at a casino, owned by Anne Lister, think "Gentleman Jack". Or Branwells induction into the Freemasons?
 
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