The Retirement Thread

[Sterlo]

This Marmite thing is getting out of hand. There's some in here need to behave a little.......you know who you are. I don't want to see any more Marmite related posts. Underwear I can stomach, Marmite

Is that not where Marmite comes from?

 

[Dave7]

Well I'm a happy pensioner. I've been a bit hacked off with my climbing of late, felt way off form all year. Not happy with that. Out today for 50 miles and 4400 feet with some serious climbs between us and a sausage barm - brown bread, ketchup please. Managed to knock out 12 PBs. I'm truly astonished because I thought I'd had another bad day. Winter bike, 3⁰, bloody cold. Very pleased.

Time for a brew


I have a gas story. Tune in later.

You absolute hypocrite !!!.
You dare criticise Marmite but DARE to put ketchup on a sausage sarnie. A damned good flogging may be called for.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You absolute hypocrite !!!.
You dare criticise Marmite but DARE to put ketchup on a sausage sarnie. A damned good flogging may be called for.

Whats wrong with ketchup on a sausage sarnie?

 

[Dave7]

We have just enjoyed a late lunch of
olives with feta cheese n tomato, in garlic.
Tomatoes stuffed with cheese.
Mixed salad with dressing.
Chilli flavoured olive oil with fresh crusty bread.
Very enjoyable.

 

[Dave7]

Whats wrong with ketchup on a sausage sarnie?

Nothing if you don't mind being shot at dawn.
Its brown BROWN BROWN .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Nothing if you don't mind being shot at dawn.
Its brown BROWN BROWN .

I don't like brown.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I don't like brown.

😮 Ketchup is for soft southerners who drink Shandy Bass and “ ride” electric bikes wearing a Kask helmet and the latest from Rapha.

Brown Sauce ( HP of course ) is for real men (and ladies) who ride to the pub on fixies made from scaffold poles, while donning a repurposed miners helmet complete with acetylene headlamp.

 

[numbnuts]

Whats wrong with ketchup on a sausage sarnie?

View: https://youtu.be/ZpZ_fakwSwc

 

[Dirk]

We have just enjoyed a late lunch of
olives with feta cheese n tomato, in garlic.
Tomatoes stuffed with cheese.
Mixed salad with dressing.
Chilli flavoured olive oil with fresh crusty bread.
Very enjoyable.

Would be nicer with a side of Marmite and a red sauce dip.

 

[welsh dragon]

Ooh. Sausage and tom sauce sarnies.

 

[Dave7]

I don't like brown.

You need to be edumacated.

 

[oldwheels]

Thats looks lovely

It is indeed but today freezing cold and in summer infested with tourists. My last visit a couple of days ago was warmer and my fingers were not frozen for the first time this year. Not many people live on this side of the loch so in theory it should be quieter than the other side but constant traffic in summer makes it impossible for a trike.

 

[Dave7]

Would be nicer with a side of Marmite and a red sauce dip.

I agree but we only have enough of that for our Weetabix breckie tomorrow.

 

[Dave7]

Ooh. Sausage and tom sauce sarnies.

Don't you start.....its bad enough with him

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Ooh. Sausage and tom sauce sarnies.