Juan Kog
permanently grumpy
“Hey Up “ I presumeOw much!!!I'll stick to shouting, it's free!
The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Bathroom ceiling painted, alst of the sash jammers fitted, last load of washing on. Contemplating lunch.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
There is a tiny bell that was fitted to my bike when I bought it. Looks a bit feeble but it's quite LOUD.
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
I will need to have cottage pie for lunch. Should have been used yesterday.
As much as I could do with some fresh air, I can’t be bothered getting dressed. It’s a bit of a performance getting into your clothes trying only to use one hand. The men can look away now but the bra has to be fastened and then stepped into and a bit of wriggling to get it up to where it belongs!
As much as I could do with some fresh air, I can’t be bothered getting dressed. It’s a bit of a performance getting into your clothes trying only to use one hand. The men can look away now but the bra has to be fastened and then stepped into and a bit of wriggling to get it up to where it belongs!
pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
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Brilliant
Our carers were here early this morning, the task of washing and dressing my Good Lady was accompanied by a steady hum of conversation and gales of laughter, something thats nice to hear. Beds have been changed, the floor has been mopped and the washings on, now having abefore moving on to the vacuuming.
Brilliant
Just make sure its not on back to frontI will need to have cottage pie for lunch. Should have been used yesterday.
As much as I could do with some fresh air, I can’t be bothered getting dressed. It’s a bit of a performance getting into your clothes trying only to use one hand. The men can look away now but the bra has to be fastened and then stepped into and a bit of wriggling to get it up to where it belongs!
Unless you're a hunchback.Just make sure its not on back to front
rustybolts
pedalling tediously
- Location
- Ireland
I will need to have cottage pie for lunch. Should have been used yesterday.
As much as I could do with some fresh air, I can’t be bothered getting dressed. It’s a bit of a performance getting into your clothes trying only to use one hand. The men can look away now but the bra has to be fastened and then stepped into and a bit of wriggling to get it up to where it belongs!
" OOH ! I'VE COME OVER ALL FUNNY LIKE "
BoldonLad
Not part of the Elite
- Location
- South Tyneside
I will need to have cottage pie for lunch. Should have been used yesterday.
As much as I could do with some fresh air, I can’t be bothered getting dressed. It’s a bit of a performance getting into your clothes trying only to use one hand. The men can look away now but the bra has to be fastened and then stepped into and a bit of wriggling to get it up to where it belongs!
No! I will be imagining that for the rest of the day now, not good for my blood pressure
Edit: Sorry, I was too distracted there, should have asked how is your wrist?
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Probably not aching as much as yours is now.....Edit: Sorry, I was too distracted there, should have asked how is your wrist?
Ooohhh you are awful, but I like you.Probably not aching as much as yours is now.....
numbnuts
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Walk done with a little sleet 0c, 
tomato soup and mince pies for lunch
tomato soup and mince pies for lunch
oldwheels
Legendary Member
- Location
- Isle of Mull
I developed a very loud cough which is particularly effective particularly nowadays.“Hey Up “ I presume
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Ow much!!!
Definitely!
