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monkers

Veteran
Good moring all. It's not so cheery here today. A very grey gloom for a sky, low pressure and an ongoing threat of rain.

After a time away from here following a difficult set of circumstances, I posted a couple of weeks ago with the intention of spending more time here again. I thought the worst of woes had happened, but then just a day or two later, I had a tumble from my bike. This loss of dignity was reinforced by managing to land in a roadside puddle of builder's mud and sludge. Being in a dazed state I rested up and waited for pain to subside. The people in the front garden by where I'd landed took little to no interest but others stopped their bikes to see if there was anything they could do.

I managed to ride the couple of miles home, immediately opting for a wallow - think Reggie Perrin's M.I.L with all that mud! Feeling a bit sorry for myself I carried out an assessment, an assortment of bumps and scrapes and shoulder that felt all out of shape.

The good news was that customary forever queue at A&E was non-existant. I was in triage within just 15 minutes and visiting the trauma unit just a couple of minutes later. Adam introduced himself and declared a suspected category three acromioclavicular joint sprain (busted up left shoulder). No delay to speak of for X-ray either which soon confirmed what Adam had said. The X-ray seemed to suggest a fractured rib too. Back to X-ray within minutes - 3 ribs broken in the back and another with a small fracture in the front. Before long I was sent home with one arm in a sling.

The next day was a bit of a shocker, bruises started to come out; I wasn't quite sure what to do with myself, couldn't sit, stand or lie down on any side without great discomfort. The first week became something of a blur due to taking painkillers. Two weeks on more bruising emerging, I'm still too tender to ride. I tried one quick session on the turbo but that soon seemed to aggravate the shoulder injury.

The bike is OK before you ask. The left shifter is a bit scratched up but no other damage at all, no frame scratches. Phew. Wiggle happened to have the part I needed in a clearance sale at £40 - I have that ready now to fit.

I can now manage to hold the laptop, so I'll breeze back a few pages to try to catch up a bit.

Keep well and stay safe all. xx
 
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classic33

Leg End Member
I have risen!

Ive an interview to join a club today. I cant3 rrally say what about, but I now have the Stonecutter's song from the Simpsons as my ringtone.
No-one lodge an objection, black ball you?
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Good morning all. My wife got up early to put up balloons and banners for my special day but , unfortunately, it will only be me and Mrs G to enjoy it. I have had loads of messages and cards from the family and can't wait to all get together again. Zoom tonight.
The children pooled together and bought me a Garmin watch, one of those that does your heart rate and loads of other things. I will study the instructions later and then wait for the weather to improve before I can try it out. I also had two beautiful blown up pictures of Molly on canvas from my wife and a 2000 pieces jigsaw of Molly from my son. I have really been spoiled and am so grateful to have such a caring and loving family.
Very wet day today.
I have heard that we will all be on strict lockdown next week. In France, they can only go out within 1km of their home or 10 minutes.
Stay safe everyone.:hello:
Happy Birthday :birthday: Sounds like you are having a great day. Have fun with your new toy. I love my Garmin. Battery lasts at least a week wearing 24/7 and using it for runs.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Good moring all. It's not so cheery here today. A very grey gloom for a sky, low pressure and an ongoing threat of rain.

After a time away from here following a difficult set of circumstances, I posted a couple of weeks ago with the intention of spending more time here again. I thought the worst of woes had happened, but then just a day or two later, I had a tumble from my bike. This loss of dignity was reinforced by managing to land in a roadside puddle of builder's mud and sludge. Being in a dazed state I rested up and waited for pain to subside. The people in the front garden by where I'd landed took little to no interest but others stopped their bikes to see if there was anything they could do.

I managed to ride the couple of miles home, immediately opting for a wallow - think Reggie Perrin's M.I.L with all that mud! Feeling a bit sorry for myself I carried out an assessment, an assortment of bumps and scrapes and shoulder that felt all out of shape.

The good news was that customary forever queue at A&E was non-existant. I was in triage withing just 15 minutes and visiting the trauma unit just a couple of minutes later. Adam introduced himself and declared a suspected category three acromioclavicular joint sprain (busted up left shoulder). No delay to speak of for X-ray either which soon confirmed what Adam had said. The X-ray seemed to suggest a fractured rib too. Back to X-ray within minutes - 3 ribs broken in the back and another with a small fracture in the front. Before long I was sent home with one arm in a sling.

The next day was a bit of a shocker, bruises started to come out; I wasn't quite sure what to do with myself, couldn't sit, stand or lie down on any side without great discomfort. The first week became something of a blur due to taking painkillers. Two weeks on more bruising emerging, I'm still too tender to ride. I tried one quick session on the turbo but that soon seemed to aggravate the shoulder injury.

The bike is OK before you ask. The left shifter is a bit scratched up but no other damage at all, no frame scratches. Phew. Wiggle happened to have the part I needed in a clearance sale at £40 - I have that ready now to fit.

I can now manage to hold the laptop, so I'll breeze back a few pages to try to catch up a bit.

Keep well and stay safe all. xx
Sorry to hear that Monkers. Hope you heal quickly.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
This made me chuckle :laugh:


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Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Good moring all. It's not so cheery here today. A very grey gloom for a sky, low pressure and an ongoing threat of rain.

After a time away from here following a difficult set of circumstances, I posted a couple of weeks ago with the intention of spending more time here again. I thought the worst of woes had happened, but then just a day or two later, I had a tumble from my bike. This loss of dignity was reinforced by managing to land in a roadside puddle of builder's mud and sludge. Being in a dazed state I rested up and waited for pain to subside. The people in the front garden by where I'd landed took little to no interest but others stopped their bikes to see if there was anything they could do.

I managed to ride the couple of miles home, immediately opting for a wallow - think Reggie Perrin's M.I.L with all that mud! Feeling a bit sorry for myself I carried out an assessment, an assortment of bumps and scrapes and shoulder that felt all out of shape.

The good news was that customary forever queue at A&E was non-existant. I was in triage withing just 15 minutes and visiting the trauma unit just a couple of minutes later. Adam introduced himself and declared a suspected category three acromioclavicular joint sprain (busted up left shoulder). No delay to speak of for X-ray either which soon confirmed what Adam had said. The X-ray seemed to suggest a fractured rib too. Back to X-ray within minutes - 3 ribs broken in the back and another with a small fracture in the front. Before long I was sent home with one arm in a sling.

The next day was a bit of a shocker, bruises started to come out; I wasn't quite sure what to do with myself, couldn't sit, stand or lie down on any side without great discomfort. The first week became something of a blur due to taking painkillers. Two weeks on more bruising emerging, I'm still too tender to ride. I tried one quick session on the turbo but that soon seemed to aggravate the shoulder injury.

The bike is OK before you ask. The left shifter is a bit scratched up but no other damage at all, no frame scratches. Phew. Wiggle happened to have the part I needed in a clearance sale at £40 - I have that ready now to fit.

I can now manage to hold the laptop, so I'll breeze back a few pages to try to catch up a bit.

Keep well and stay safe all. xx
Sorry to hear that. Rest and recouperation will help to fix the bruises.
You'll soon be back out on the bike. :okay:
 

PaulSB

Squire
Sorry. Apologies for my mini flounce. I was really expressing my anger at the contents of another thread. Possibly I shouldn't have done. I've placed the poster on Ignore.

No.3 son's partner will be induced on Monday. He is not allowed to be with her until she goes in to established labour. Baby is small, mother high risk, baby has had several periods of reduced movement resulting in numerous scans of late. Covid-19 tests this morning as routine before going in to hospital. Fortunately Mrs P is a highly qualified senior midwife and is providing all the support which is sadly missing because of Covid-19. Mrs P is confident everything is being done correctly.

Then there's No. 2 in Supported Living. Life totally on hold since March.

That's not a rant just life. I am 100% OK but it's why I get fecked off by those whose concern is to smuggle home and keep hidden an adult. Are we talking Anne Frank here?

Geez..........oh and it's peeing down 🤣🤣
 

numbnuts

Legendary Member
Good moring all. It's not so cheery here today. A very grey gloom for a sky, low pressure and an ongoing threat of rain.

After a time away from here following a difficult set of circumstances, I posted a couple of weeks ago with the intention of spending more time here again. I thought the worst of woes had happened, but then just a day or two later, I had a tumble from my bike. This loss of dignity was reinforced by managing to land in a roadside puddle of builder's mud and sludge. Being in a dazed state I rested up and waited for pain to subside. The people in the front garden by where I'd landed took little to no interest but others stopped their bikes to see if there was anything they could do.

I managed to ride the couple of miles home, immediately opting for a wallow - think Reggie Perrin's M.I.L with all that mud! Feeling a bit sorry for myself I carried out an assessment, an assortment of bumps and scrapes and shoulder that felt all out of shape.

The good news was that customary forever queue at A&E was non-existant. I was in triage withing just 15 minutes and visiting the trauma unit just a couple of minutes later. Adam introduced himself and declared a suspected category three acromioclavicular joint sprain (busted up left shoulder). No delay to speak of for X-ray either which soon confirmed what Adam had said. The X-ray seemed to suggest a fractured rib too. Back to X-ray within minutes - 3 ribs broken in the back and another with a small fracture in the front. Before long I was sent home with one arm in a sling.

The next day was a bit of a shocker, bruises started to come out; I wasn't quite sure what to do with myself, couldn't sit, stand or lie down on any side without great discomfort. The first week became something of a blur due to taking painkillers. Two weeks on more bruising emerging, I'm still too tender to ride. I tried one quick session on the turbo but that soon seemed to aggravate the shoulder injury.

The bike is OK before you ask. The left shifter is a bit scratched up but no other damage at all, no frame scratches. Phew. Wiggle happened to have the part I needed in a clearance sale at £40 - I have that ready now to fit.

I can now manage to hold the laptop, so I'll breeze back a few pages to try to catch up a bit.

Keep well and stay safe all. xx
OUCH take care and heal fast
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Sorry. Apologies for my mini flounce. I was really expressing my anger at the contents of another thread. Possibly I shouldn't have done. I've placed the poster on Ignore.

No.3 son's partner will be induced on Monday. He is not allowed to be with her until she goes in to established labour. Baby is small, mother high risk, baby has had several periods of reduced movement resulting in numerous scans of late. Covid-19 tests this morning as routine before going in to hospital. Fortunately Mrs P is a highly qualified senior midwife and is providing all the support which is sadly missing because of Covid-19. Mrs P is confident everything is being done correctly.

Then there's No. 2 in Supported Living. Life totally on hold since March.

That's not a rant just life. I am 100% OK but it's why I get fecked off by those whose concern is to smuggle home and keep hidden an adult. Are we talking Anne Frank here?

Geez..........oh and it's peeing down 🤣🤣


Ah. Yes. I saw that. I find it's best to stay away from those places as my mouth says things before I have managed to put my brain into gear. :laugh:
 

screenman

Squire
Good moring all. It's not so cheery here today. A very grey gloom for a sky, low pressure and an ongoing threat of rain.

After a time away from here following a difficult set of circumstances, I posted a couple of weeks ago with the intention of spending more time here again. I thought the worst of woes had happened, but then just a day or two later, I had a tumble from my bike. This loss of dignity was reinforced by managing to land in a roadside puddle of builder's mud and sludge. Being in a dazed state I rested up and waited for pain to subside. The people in the front garden by where I'd landed took little to no interest but others stopped their bikes to see if there was anything they could do.

I managed to ride the couple of miles home, immediately opting for a wallow - think Reggie Perrin's M.I.L with all that mud! Feeling a bit sorry for myself I carried out an assessment, an assortment of bumps and scrapes and shoulder that felt all out of shape.

The good news was that customary forever queue at A&E was non-existant. I was in triage withing just 15 minutes and visiting the trauma unit just a couple of minutes later. Adam introduced himself and declared a suspected category three acromioclavicular joint sprain (busted up left shoulder). No delay to speak of for X-ray either which soon confirmed what Adam had said. The X-ray seemed to suggest a fractured rib too. Back to X-ray within minutes - 3 ribs broken in the back and another with a small fracture in the front. Before long I was sent home with one arm in a sling.

The next day was a bit of a shocker, bruises started to come out; I wasn't quite sure what to do with myself, couldn't sit, stand or lie down on any side without great discomfort. The first week became something of a blur due to taking painkillers. Two weeks on more bruising emerging, I'm still too tender to ride. I tried one quick session on the turbo but that soon seemed to aggravate the shoulder injury.

The bike is OK before you ask. The left shifter is a bit scratched up but no other damage at all, no frame scratches. Phew. Wiggle happened to have the part I needed in a clearance sale at £40 - I have that ready now to fit.

I can now manage to hold the laptop, so I'll breeze back a few pages to try to catch up a bit.

Keep well and stay safe all. xx


Take it easy that lot sounds painful.
 
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