The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Yes bottom, mouth and nose......that's right

Not with the same swab!!

 

[classic33]

Gents. On the subject of Gentleman's awakening. When you visit the little room in the night do you stand or sit. Only there was a thread about it several years ago on here, apparently it's better for your water works if you sit, and also it avoids the splashes!

There is some research that indicates that "The Thinker" position (leaning slightly forward) is better still.

https://www.menshealth.com.au/peeing-sitting-down-is-good-for-the-prostate

 

[12boy]

Time to enjoy my polygamous approach to cycling....today l will enjoy the favors of my Brompton as I get in a few miles and run some errands. Tomorrow it will probably be my Surly that will be complaining of neglect. And to think for many years l got by with only 1. I have ridden the available routes in this town tens of thousands of miles and try to get a little variety by riding a different bike.

 

[classic33]

I used to use an old 35mm film canister as a £1 coin container, can't remember the exact number of coins but it was a lot more than you'd think.

£15, £16 at squeeze.

I haven't seen one of those for years.

Here's two, with £13 between them

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Second line of washing out, I'll have to do some ironing tonight. Tracking done on the car, it drives nicer now all four wheels point in the same direction.

 

[Dirk]

Second line of washing out, I'll have to do some ironing tonight. Tracking done on the car, it drives nicer now all four wheels point in the same direction.

Take it back for a proper job to be done!
If the tracking has been done correctly your front wheels should be out of line with your rear ones.

 

[Exlaser2]

I must be 1st today.
I got up at 0300 feeling crap. Bad stomach and very cold Sat here at this ridiculous hour nursing a whisky which I must say has helped a lot.
Another 30 mins and I may go back to bed.

I do feel for you . Ive had stomach troubles every morning for the last three weeks . Was hoping it was just flair up of a long standing problem , but I have been taking my tablets morning and evening again which normally calms it down and there has been no change . Think an appointment with the doctor is getting very close 😔😔

 

[12boy]

There's the 3 most important things that make a good retirement....your health, enough income so that you don't need to sweat every penny and someone to love. Hopefully they love you too. The 4th thing.....at least one sweet bike to ride.

 

[Dave7]

Well done Mrs D. Glad to see you have your priorities right.

MrsD sends you a wave.

 

[Dirk]

There's the 3 most important things that make a good retirement....your health, enough income so that you don't need to sweat every penny and someone to love. Hopefully they love you too. The 4th thing.....at least one sweet bike to ride.

You forgot to mention beer......

 

[screenman]

Off up the wooden hill to bed, night.

 

[Mo1959]

Anyone else watching Des about Dennis Nilsen? Think David Tennent is carrying it off quite well.

 

[classic33]

Off up the wooden hill to bed, night.

Sithi

 

[welsh dragon]

Anyone else watching Des about Dennis Nilsen? Think David Tennent is carrying it off quite well.

He is brilliant

 

[ColinJ]

You forgot to mention beer......

Well, at least I've got that decent bike...

Meatloaf sang that 2 out of 3 aint bad, but 1 out of 5 isn't exactly brilliant!