The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

Very pleasant morning spent buying strawberries and cheese in Cheddar.
Excellent doggie walk around Velvet Bottom and a splendid lunch at the Victoria Inn at Priddy.
Back to the van now and having a barbeque later.
It's hard work, this retirement lark.

 

[numbnuts]

You did do the test in the correct order, mouth then nose. Not the other way round!

Do a "Mo", park yourself on the sofa/couch.

Yes bottom, mouth and nose......that's right

 

[welsh dragon]

Gents. On the subject of Gentleman's awakening. When you visit the little room in the night do you stand or sit. Only there was a thread about it several years ago on here, apparently it's better for your water works if you sit, and also it avoids the splashes!

Such in depth world changing discussions that we have on CC.

 

[Exlaser2]

Afternoon all . It’s a little warm here in Coventry today. Mowed the back lawn and then let my community sprit lose and trimmed the hedge that borders our communal parking . It was definitely on the warm side lol . Am now having lunch , watching the Tour de France and might even treat my self to to a glass of wine . 😀😀

 

[Drago]

I stand if I need a wazz, sit if I'm having a Forrest.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Gents. On the subject of Gentleman's awakening. When you visit the little room in the night do you stand or sit. Only there was a thread about it several years ago on here, apparently it's better for your water works if you sit, and also it avoids the splashes!

I always sit when I get up for a wee at night, it's a lot more practical as I don't turn on the light

 

[gavroche]

Just had a lovely time on the beach with Molly, her mum and brother. It is pure joy to see them running after a ball, either on the sand or in the water. Molly is resting on the settee now, knackered I should think whilst I watch the TdF. When we get home, she goes straight to the bathroom and waits for her bath to be run. Such a good dog.

 

[Dave7]

Gents. On the subject of Gentleman's awakening. When you visit the little room in the night do you stand or sit. Only there was a thread about it several years ago on here, apparently it's better for your water works if you sit, and also it avoids the splashes!

Stand.
Its more interesting to see where it ends up . Since the bladder cancer ops and numerous devices shoved up the old John Thomas sometimes it can go side ways🤔

 

[Drago]

Occasionally, if im feeling really energetic, i'll even get put of bed to have a dump in the night.

 

[Dave7]

I stand if I need a wazz, sit if I'm having a Forrest.

You should try it the other way round. Far more interesting.

 

[welsh dragon]

Stand.
Its more interesting to see where it ends up . Since the bladder cancer ops and numerous devices shoved up the old John Thomas sometimes it can go side ways🤔

Good God. TMI

 

[Dirk]

I always sit when I get up for a wee at night, it's a lot more practical as I don't turn on the light

I never get up at night.

 

[Dave7]

Life is 'ard innit.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I used to use an old 35mm film canister as a £1 coin container, can't remember the exact number of coins but it was a lot more than you'd think.

I haven't seen one of those for years.

 

[welsh dragon]

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Life is 'ard innit.

Well done Mrs D. Glad to see you have your priorities right.