The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

.......and it still has copulating bunnies in it.

And the naturists, greeting the vicar.

 

[Dirk]

A Scone
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FTFY

 

[Dave7]

Common!!
The Queen has used it.

What does she know.......she's a German that married a Greek!!!

 

[Dirk]

Could one of youse kindly post a pic of a scone? After reading your views on how to adorn it with clotted cream and jam I am realizing what is called a scone here wouldn't fly with you. Next time my spouse buys some I'll send a pic. Let me say the are usually triangular, very crumbly unless fresh from the oven, often made with fruit and sometimes buttered. Ah...looked in the freezer and found a frozen one so there's a pic of the scone and one of the label with ingredients. For size it's about 3 1/2 at the base and 41/2 inches long.

https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/food-drink/devon-national-cream-tea-day-1331042

 

[Dave7]

@12boy you will have to zoom in.
Our lunch today.

 

[classic33]

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@12boy you will have to zoom in.
Our lunch today.

Bottle is empty!

 

[Dave7]

Bottle is empty!

It wasnt when we started

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Shove a cucumber through next doors letter box and shout the Martians have landed!

A Ken Dodd joke.

 

[classic33]

It wasnt when we started

Well who'd start with an empty bottle.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Is that a case of "hunt the sausage"?

No there was plenty of sausage in it.

 

[Dirk]

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@12boy you will have to zoom in.
Our lunch today.

Proper job!

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Good afternoon all, a fabulous day here today Took the mtb’s along the land rover track from Tomintoul along the River Avon, 15 miles into the heart of the Cairngorms to where it runs out and becomes a footpath, a few miles shy of Loch Avon itself. Saw two young golden eagles, an adder, and numerous lizards.

 

[numbnuts]

Good afternoon all, a fabulous day here today Took the mtb’s along the land rover track from Tomintoul along the River Avon, 15 miles into the heart of the Cairngorms to where it runs out and becomes a footpath, a few miles shy of Loch Avon itself. Saw two young golden eagles, an adder, and numerous lizards.
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WoW nice back yard

 

[Tenkaykev]

I have returned from an 11 mile Dampish bimble. Very humid and muggy here. Loads of traffic as well especially caravans and motor homes. Looks like we are in for a busy weekend.

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Nice Brooks saddle and matching saddlebag. There's posh!

 

[pawl]

Thats a proper sausage sandwich!

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I'm in Harvey's coffee Cabin at Twycross, its been a quick ride out, well quick for me, so I'm expecting a hard ride home.

Those slices of bread are what in North West Leicestershire we we.call door steps.If ate them with the extra weight inside me I would fly down hill only to stagger up the other side🚴🏽 🥺🥺🥺