The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

 

[Dirk]

Picking up a newspaper and doggie walking next.
I shall then be doing my best Phil Harding impression - down a trench with a trowel. 'Look wot Oi got 'ere!'

 

[GM]

Morning all.

 

[Paulus]

Out for a ride in a few minutes, the sun has almost come out.🌞

 

[Paulus]

Morning all.

Morning John.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I have found my car keys.....................I hear you all say.............................they were on the wall on the allotment............................

I didn't know I'd lost my car keys..............😭😭😭

Before we gave the car to our daughter and became carless, I was pottering about in the front when someone walking past remarked that the car keys were hanging out of the boot lock. I thanked them and retrieved the keys.
It is Mrs Tenkays car, as I've never driven. I hung the keys up on the hook inside the cupboard where they live, and remarked to Mrs Tenkay that she'd left them in the boot lock. She was a bit taken aback as she'd not used the car for a few days and the keys must have been hanging out the lock all of that time.

 

[pawl]

We should all be dancing around our poles

I would but I can’t get them to stand still.

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[classic33]

I have risen!

Feeling more my normal self,today. Up at 0610hrs, muttley walked. Just about to make breakfast for everyone.

Nothing here, they appear to have even pinched the plate.

 

[Dave7]

I had an observer this morning. His/her mate ran off but this one stood until I got the phone out. View attachment 519062

Mo. I realise you are very innocent but if a 'he' it will have dangly bits.........otherwise its a 'she'

 

[classic33]

Mo. I realise you are very innocent but if a 'he' it will have dangly bits.........otherwise its a 'she'

Pull the udder one.
Might have been why the other one cleared off, someone checking wasn't what it wanted.

 

[screenman]

The walls are being painted.

 

[screenman]

Thought I would share a photo my lad took on his way home from work at 1am this morning. Lincoln Cathedral is lit up in blue in support of the emergency services.

 

[classic33]

Well, we've twice as far to go as we've already travelled

 

[Dave7]

I have arrived, as bit late but hope I am allowed in.
Not got the phone back yet so have to fire the computer on for CC and guess what, the bl**dy thing decided not to let me open it this morning. Just managed to log in though I don't know what I have done differently.
My day so far.
Was at Aldi for 07.40. Got all our and the aunties shopping do. None of the tills were open so, as first there I waited. Eventually some Aldi guy came and said load up on conveyor 1..........so I did. 2 minutes later another Aldi person said "why have you done that"? I pointed and said "cos he told me to". She said "No 1 is not working, you have to go to No3". So I re-packed the trolley and move to No3, by which time there were 3 people in front of me. I was not happy.
Got home, sanitised everything then delivered it to the aunty.........poor woman is petrified and covered head to toe for protection.
Back home now and too late to go for a walk as it gets busy after 10.00.
Gob still pain free. I actually enjoyed a sandwich last night and am wondering about lunch now yum yum.
Have a good day everyone.

 

[classic33]

Are you dabbing the affected area with whisky @Dave7?