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byegad

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NE England
How will we tell??
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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because of the cut backs the badge will be made of recycled underpants gussets.
Tallow is the internal fat (suet) surrounding the kidneys and intestines of sheep, goats, deer and oxen that is rendered down at a very low heat, just enough to cause the grease to melt away from the connective tissues. While liquid it is filtered then allowed to cool when it is fit for use.

Lard is the rendered belly fat from pigs [Sus domestica] and is soluble in benzene, chloroform, ether, slightly in alcohol and insoluble in water, with a specific gravity of 0.917 at 77° (F), a dielectric constant of 2.1 at 176° (F) and melts at 97 to 107° (F).
 

Scoosh

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because of the cut backs the badge will be made of recycled underpants gussets.
Tallow is the internal fat (suet) surrounding the kidneys and intestines of sheep, goats, deer and oxen that is rendered down at a very low heat, just enough to cause the grease to melt away from the connective tissues. While liquid it is filtered then allowed to cool when it is fit for use.

Lard is the rendered belly fat from pigs [Sus domestica] and is soluble in benzene, chloroform, ether, slightly in alcohol and insoluble in water, with a specific gravity of 0.917 at 77° (F), a dielectric constant of 2.1 at 176° (F) and melts at 97 to 107° (F).

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W-a-a-a-y too much information ! xx(
 

n-ick

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Holy forumbo makeover Cosmo!
I was away for a week and came back to find all change. Is this your doing sir?
Has your filthy lard trickled through the internet. I keep getting pics of scantily attired Rhinemaidens on bicycles. This must be your doing, desist sir.
There is talk of the Empir disease returning to the mid North.
Check your palms for hair and ensure that you constantly have temperence and fluffy kittens foremost in your thoughts.
 

byegad

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Location
NE England
The main issue with the new layout is that the promised lard filter is obviously not working! Meanwhile our bright shiny new forum awaits with baited breath, we had some mouldy mousetrap in the fridge so we used that, news of the recovery!
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
the only alternative is to hit the bear i am a cheep drunk two pint and i will be zonked.
The RSPCA will be after you for striking a Bear. If it's a drop bear you get a small bonus of a short drop while wearing a hempen neck tie.


AND I claim the prize for the 1000th load of rubbish contributed to the scrap heap of this thread!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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the award ceremony for bygads investiture in to the hall of sanity will be held next week as a slight glitch in the space time continuum last week has coursed a back up in curse and effect this will be rectified when the univers reboots.

while the IT elf was bunging lists of things in the photocopier, kicking a servant* and composting old content.
*which sounds quite bad but is very good for it apparently

at the weekend i was followed by a full car of people for some miles they eventuality pulled along side and asked what i was riding, where to get one ect.
i have noticed that the front tyres have several patches where they get scrub going through corners, all the ergonomics are set up now getting the left shoe built up to the correct hight, was the hardest thing.


Dry Skin Care With Lard?


12/18/2006
Lately I’ve seen a number of articles that recommend lard for dry skin; everything from stories of grandmothers with their hands soaking in bowls of fat to modern women smearing lard on their face. Even dermatologists sometimes recommend it for skin problems such as eczema. Many women have found it offensive to smear animal fat on themselves and have chosen vegetable shortenings instead. I thought I would do a little investigation to see if there really was a place for lard and vegetable shortening in the dry skin care larder.
Lard is a saturated fat rendered from pigs. In days gone by, it was a dietary staple in many countries. People in rural areas slathered it on bread like we do peanut butter and during the hard times of World War II it was a substitute for butter. Lard (is) also widely used as a cooking oil and was a common ingredient in many dishes – including mince meat pie. However, in the late 20th century scientists proclaimed that saturated fat was dangerous for the cardiovascular system. Lard fell out of use and was replaced by hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated vegetable oils – vegetables shortenings – and unsaturated and polyunsaturated fats and other substances that we now know to contain trans fats. The tides have since completely turned and there is now so much evidence on the dangers of trans fat that a law was just passed in New York banning the use of trans fats in restaurants.
So, how does all this relate to dry skin care? As smearing pig fat on one’s face is somewhat unsavory, vegetables shortenings and other hydrogenated oils became the substitute for those who wished to use a product similar to lard for dry skin care. In fact, hydrogenated oils became, and still are, a common ingredient in cleansing and cold creams. However, hydrogenated oils cause free radicals damage – which we now know to be one of the primary causes of dry skin, wrinkles and aging; exactly what we’re trying to prevent by using dry skin care products. So, in truth, we were better off with the lard – although I realized that knowing that doesn’t make the idea of smearing pig fat on your face any more palatable.

there was a bit of a swaray at planet x this weekend i popped in to get some over shoes and giggle at some of the things they torch-er them selves with.
 

byegad

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NE England
Edited for correct number of 0s. I plead the headaches, I was in the process of starting a migraine when I posted the 1000th post earlier today. and couldn't see properly!
 
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