The realisation you're getting old

[colly]

Good job it was a young lad tapping you on the shoulder and not Father Time.

Might have been in disguise.

 

[Vantage]

I'm increasingly finding that I'm finding fault with everything. I'd probably find an imperfection in a perfectly cut diamond and then moan about it.

 

[johnblack]

I've used my private healthcare more over the last 18 months than in the previous 20 years.

 

[Salar]

When I renew my annual fishing licence I get a Seniors OAP over 65 concession of £10.

 

[Rusty Nails]

When I renew my annual fishing licence I get a Seniors OAP over 65 concession of £10.

I get 10% discount in my local coffee shop and am quite insulted that they don't ask my age.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'll get free Lansaprazole from next month! Every cloud...

 

[Julia9054]

Probably been said already, but when you start listening to a radio station and most of the adverts are for funeral plans

I listen to Radio 3. I think that means I've always been old!

 

[Chris S]

Many years ago, looking in the mirror one morning and wondering who's the old fella looking back, then realizing its me.

Father Ted: "I looked in the mirror one morning and I saw this tired, grey-haired old man looking back at me"
Father Dougal: "Who was that then Ted?"

 

[Chris S]

People wondering why you use the gearbox to slow down. When I learned to drive most cars didn't even have disc brakes, let alone servos or ABS.

 

[postman]

Today not wanting another latte in Headingley i took a different route home.It means cycling on a terrible footpath at the side of the Leeds Inner Ring Road., well i walked it.So at the end,as i was about to get back on.two very young lads asked if i had a puncture bless their little cotton socks,anyway i thanked them had a bit of a natter about the benefits of cycling .Charming couple of lads cannot been more than 12 years old.Thanks for asking about a near 70 year old lads.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When you own a printer

 

[marshmella]

Discovering that my friend who is only a few months older than me is about to be a stepgrandad
What? I know the west of Scotland is "special" but I'm still far too young for that to be a thing!

Finding an eyebrow hair that has decided to make a break for it and is already about 2cm long.

You aint that old or that eyebrow would have been three quarters of an inch and not 2cm

 

[Electric_Andy]

my nose hair now resembles the cables one might find on a large suspension bridge

 

[Smudge]

What every man of a certain age needs to go with his shaving kit.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I remember when London was but a cottage in a small field on the banks of a babbling brook surrounded by a million flowers swaying in the breeze . Tell kids today, they won't believe you.