The pain, oh the pain...

[Chuffy]

Then the book would smell of celery...

No, that would be the case if I wiped it on Sh4rkybloke's arse.
I hate celery.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i foolishly accepted tetedelacourse's offer of the damn thing. in fairness, he did say it was shite at the time…

 

[Noodley]

Nothing prepared me for the horrors of the Indurain book...

You only get to sign the book if you manage to get to the end
Go on you big jessie - I managed to plough through to the end...

 

[Noodley]

See, I told you it was shite

So, would you agree with me: the worst cycling book ever?

Actually, I still maintain there is one worse cycling book...I think I passed it on to someone on the forum already, so you may be safe

 

[Dayvo]

You only get to sign the book if you manage to get to the end
Go on you big jessie - I managed to plough through to the end...

I bet you were just looking at the pictures!

 

[Noodley]

I bet you were just looking at the pictures!

I truly wish I had

 

[Chuffy]

You only get to sign the book if you manage to get to the end
Go on you big jessie - I managed to plough through to the end...

Too late! And it's in it's envelope ready to be sent off tomorrow to plague Landslide....

 

[Abitrary]

chuffy? What is all this racing bollox you've been on about recently?

I thought you were the leader of the utilitarian riders... fixed, leather saddles etc.

Don't yelp out 'help' when you end up arrowed into a bush and and you expect your old friends to get you out.

 

[Noodley]

Too late! And it's in it's envelope ready to be sent off tomorrow to plague Landslide....

It could become a forum cult classic - sign it on the back page, then we could have a front page signature for those brave souls who read it and a back page for the Jessies...

 

[Chuffy]

chuffy? What is all this racing bollox you've been on about recently?

I thought you were the leader of the utilitarian riders... fixed, leather saddles etc.

Don't yelp out 'help' when you end up arrowed into a bush and and you expect your old friends to get you out.

Fixed?
Wash your mouth out with man-soap foul youth!
Singlespeed conversion, please.

 

[Chuffy]

It could become a forum cult classic - sign it on the back page, then we could have a front page signature for those brave souls who read it and a back page for the Jessies...

Maybe we should sign it on the page where we finally begged 'no more, dear god, no more'...

 

[Noodley]

Maybe we should sign it on the page where we finally begged 'no more, dear god, no more'...

Good idea

 

[TheDoctor]

I've forgotten who described Indurain as a man 'devoid of charisma and somewhat less interesting than his bike'
I currently have a copy of 'Man on the run' languishing unread on my shelf. To say it's cr@p would be to sully the good name of cr@p...