What's in it for LA to spill the beans? He won't do it for the love.
Easy. Makes surprise appearance at Irish EGM, sticks it to Fat Pat, exits with cycling fans applause still ringing in his ears to become the first,
Nike-sponsored, pharmaceutical adviser to the horseracing industry, meets and marries princess Anne after whirlwind romance, has coat of arms (crossed Oakley sunglasses) with Latin translation of 'I never tested positive' as motto nailed over entrance to Buck House and uses family connections to gain seat in house of lords and sinecure as head of Sport England,