The "I'm sweating like..." thread

[Markymark]

Sweating like Monica Lewinsky when Hillary's car pulls up outside.

Sweating like Bill Clinton when the dry cleaners call.

 

[Salty seadog]

Spoiler: Potentially offensive Simon Munnery joke

Horses sweat, men perspire. Women sweat and perspire... ...and shoot and piss and menstruate, but you'd never guess that to look at them.

I like Munnery. Does his own thing.

 

[Mrs M]

The Galloping Gourmet in Fanny Craddocks kitchen

 

[pplpilot]

I'm sweating like a turkey that's caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him...

 

[perplexed]

I'm sweating like a southerner looking at a proper pint...

 

[postman]

I'm sweating like a Yorkshire man ,who has to put his hand in his pocket.


a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity squeezed out of him”, while a county motto is said to be:

‘Ear all, see all, say nowt;

Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;

And if ever tha does owt for nowt –

Allus do it fer thissen’

 

[Biff600]

......like a Royal Marine on a spelling test !

 

[winjim]

‘Ear all, see all, say nowt;

Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;

And if ever tha does owt for nowt –

Allus do it fer thissen’

Thank heavens for Google translate.

 

[DRM]

Sweating like a pregnant nun

 

[Arjimlad]

Sweating like a turkey on Christmas Eve?

 

[ayceejay]

Sweating like David Cameron at a pig farm

Sweating like a pig when David cameron unzips his fly

 

[hopless500]

Sweating like an Audi driver spotting a police car.

Our incumbent Audi driver at work doesn't spot them. Doesn't spot speed cameras either. His points are accumulating.

 

[PeteXXX]

Sweating like Drago realising that he's on the Santander ferry, not the Calais flyer..

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like @Drago heading through customs.

 

[stephec]

Sweating like @Drago heading through customs.

.....when the rubber gloves come out.