The "I'm sweating like..." thread

[Deleted member 35268]

A glass blowers arse

 

[biggs682]

I am sweating like somebody who ride old steel heavy retro bikes all the time

 

[accountantpete]

Ted Striker flying a plane over Macho Grande

 

[Saluki]

Well I am glowing. We lady types don't sweat, we glow. Horses sweat.

 

[Dayvo]

I'm sweating, like, someone form Bolton, like.

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like an Audi driver spotting a police car.

 

[Drago]

I'm sweating like Peter O'Toole in a lemonade shop.

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like Muslim at a Bernard Manning show.

 

[classic33]

What's this sweating malarky?

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like Simon Cowell's bodyguard.

 

[Chromatic]

Sweating like an EDL member on a spelling test.

Is Diane Abbot sweating in an adjacent room during a maths test?

 

[winjim]

Well I am glowing. We lady types don't sweat, we glow. Horses sweat.

Spoiler: Potentially offensive Simon Munnery joke

Horses sweat, men perspire. Women sweat and perspire... ...and shoot and piss and menstruate, but you'd never guess that to look at them.

 

[winjim]

Is Diane Abbot sweating in an adjacent room during a maths test?

It's probably hypoglycaemia.

 

[Moodyman]

Sweating like the fat lad at the back.

 

[Drago]

Sweating like Monica Lewinsky when Hillary's car pulls up outside.