The "I'm sweating like..." thread

[Drago]

I'm sweating like Morgan Freeman at a Bad Manners gig.

Your turn...

 

[cisamcgu]

I'm sweating like Rik Mayall.......

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like David Cameron at a pig farm

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like Elton John on a windy day.

 

[Drago]

I'm sweating like Jeremy Clarkson when dinner isn't on the table.

 

[dan_bo]

David Davis err......right now.

Sweating like a Navvie's arse crack!

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like Trump's lawyer.

 

[welsh dragon]

I knew it.......it had to be Drago

 

[Drago]

I'm sweating like Stephen Fry on public tranport.

I'm sweating like William Shatner in a corset factory.

I'm sweating like Winston Churchill in Wetherspoons.

I'm sweating like John Major when Edwina Curry visits in a mini skirt.

I'm sweating like Lance Armstrong in a cough syrup factory.

I'm sweating like Michael Fish in a hurricane.

I'm sweating like Russell Brand in a barbers shop.

I'm sweating like the prison governor at Charles Bronson's parole meeting.

I'm sweating like Piers Morgan in America.

 

[byegad]

I'm sweating like a fat lass at the disco!

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like *insert 80s kids tv personality of choice* having their laptop repaired.

 

[Drago]

I'm sweating like a Mercedes body shop owner when Amir Khan drives off in their courtesy car.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Sweating like an EDL member on a spelling test.

 

[Markymark]

Sweating like a Scotsman at the dentist.

 

[Colin_P]

I'm sweating like a fat lass at the disco!

Was her name Betty Swallocks?