I see (Ant)Tony Martial (or Mars-ee-al as your average pundit or commentator seems to insist on calling him) has just equalised for Utd at Southampton. Why do commentators barstewardise the names of foreign players? It really annoys me. I know sometimes they probably just pronounce them as they would be pronounced in their home country, but I can't help thinking that most of the time they are just guessing. When Jonathon Pearce commentates any Arsenal game my blood boils when he says Cathorla, but apparently I am wrong there because 'Z' is pronounced 'th' in Spain, so fair enough, but why is anyone with a first name of Dave who doesn't hail from the British Isles called Davvid? Why did they call Boateng, "Bwatteng"? I don't go fishing in my bwatt, I go fishing in my boat. The one that really makes me cringe is Sunderland's Uruguayan defender Sebastian Coates, does anyone of a certain age remember Ralph Co-art-ez who used to play for Spurs? Certainly not but they might well recall Ralph Coates. Apparently Sebastian's family hail from Scotland and his name derives therefrom so they are wrong on 2 counts..........sorry, rant over, more beer!!