It is indeed Eartha Kitt. Even if it was any good, the adverts completely ruin it anyway, there must be 10 minutes of adverts for every minute of talking shoite.
It was Louis Saha who scored, someone behind me had sneaked a pint of ale into the seating area and when that goal went in they jumped up with it in their hand resulting in me getting soaked. I don't think I have ever been at a football match on such a hot day, it was about 30 degrees and to make matters worse, one of those stupid flame chutes was a few feet in front of us and every time it went off it was like getting scorched with a blow lamp.