The Football.....

[deptfordmarmoset]

At least only half of that cunning plan went wrong

I reckon I should have given the green colour to you not MarkF. If I don't remember to make you fluorescent green please remind me. He can have your light magenta.

 

[AndyRM]

[QUOTE 2804994, member: 30090"]Suarez = Best striker in the EPL just now.[/quote]

FTFY.

 

[mark st1]

£100 million bet Abramovic will bite your arm off at that price.

 

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[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2804994, member: 30090"]Suarez = Best striker in the world.

£100m price tag if Chelsea want him in Jan rather than Falcao.[/quote]

Bite your shoulder off for that amount...

Damn.. beaten to it by the home counties glory hunter..

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2805243, member: 30090"]Are the biting jokes still funny? I don't think they were in the first place.[/quote]


Yes they are... so have another peanut.

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2805252, member: 30090"]Do you think that if Suarez was to go to Chelsea, his initiation would be based on how good his wife is in bed with JT? After all, the illustrious former England Captain has got form for this kind of thing...[/quote]


Or how good his father is at cocaine dealing..

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2805269, member: 30090"]So, bearing in mind the above and what you've quoted. Is it not some rank hypocrisy taking the P out of THE best striker in the world?[/quote]


It's football banter Lee as you well know. All players are fair game, whether it's my team or others.

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2805281, member: 30090"]All I know is that for a club to throw a load of leeks everywhere when they win a European Cup is a bit stupid imo.[/quote]


Leeks? Celery dear boy, celery.

 

[swee'pea99]

[QUOTE 2805297, member: 30090"]Sorry Ian - but you are wrong in this instance. I recall reading an article in the Indy at the time the residents of SW6 were a bit peeved at the area smelling of leeks (after the Chelsea mob had gone through) and were talking about bringing a case against the Chelsea administration. Celery does not smell of leeks dear boy - only leeks smell of leeks.[/quote]
One of my aunts, in her later years...let's not go there...

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2805297, member: 30090"]Sorry Ian - but you are wrong in this instance. I recall reading an article in the Indy at the time the residents of SW6 were a bit peeved at the area smelling of leeks (after the Chelsea mob had gone through) and were talking about bringing a case against the Chelsea administration. Celery does not smell of leeks dear boy - only leeks smell of leeks.[/quote]


Celery.. Celery.. trust me on this Lee.. I know.

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2805309, member: 30090"]Care for a source please? Because I can link my Indie article right now.[/quote]


The source is me and my mates buying bags of the bloody stuff over the many years from the supermarket.

 

[mark st1]

I heard a rumour that the regulars in the Matthew Harding were confused as to why some Johnny come latelys were chucking celery not leeks.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm a celeriac, get me out of here!

 

[MarkF]

[QUOTE 2804994, member: 30090"]Suarez = Best striker in the world.

£100m price tag if Chelsea want him in Jan rather than Falcao.[/quote]

A wonderful player, I'd like Suarez to honour his contract at Liverpool................right up until the last day, if only to see what pottymouth Rodgers comes out with.