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Serious questions:

Who do Sunderland have up front to score their nil for them this weekend?

Who is their reserve keeper, for when Westwood (is it he?) gets dizzy from picking the ball out of the net?

Whom will Paolo blame this week?

Anyone who writes silly nonsense about a draw or a Sunderland win is just silly. Silly like jelly with roast beef. Silly like a World Cup in Qatar. Silly.
 

dellzeqq

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I have it on good authority,seen it in wikipedia that Walcott is a footballer.Well i never.I did not know that running fast in a straight line meant you were a footballer.Nice work if you can get it.
that's a bit unfair. He can do everything except kick a ball.

At one point he was running up the wing at about a million miles and hour and I found myself shouting 'don't kick it Theo, just don't kick it'. He did. Straight to a Ukrainian.
 
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that's a bit unfair. He can do everything except kick a ball.

At one point he was running up the wing at about a million miles and hour and I found myself shouting 'don't kick it Theo, just don't kick it'. He did. Straight to a Ukrainian.

In fairness, Hodgson's tactics were set up so that Walcott was superfluous.
 

Maz

Guru
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Good to be
Good to be a
Blades Fan!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23880129
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
Aston Villa 3 Newcastle 0
Stoke 2 Man City 3
Hull 0 Cardiff 3
Tottenham 1 Norwich 0
all reasonable predictions. That none were right, and only one of the four had the result kind of gives me hope. This could be a more interesting season than last.
 
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