The Football.....

[jowwy]

I see they been checking the lights for later

 

[Grant Fondo]

Isnt foden out of the match with a foot injury

He didn't train but not ruled out i heard.

 

[jowwy]

Ive changed some more of the lyrics for

“ Felines in a skirt”

its going to rome
its going to rome
the euros
the euros are going to rome

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure

That England's gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember

Felines in a skirt
jules rimet got stolen
55 years of hurt
and italy just made it longer

So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
through the years

But i still see grealish roll on the floor
harry kane missing the goal
sterling diving some more
and foden crying

felines in a skirt
jules rimet was stolen
55 years of hurt
and italy will make it longer

hop you all like it……

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Football's scummy gnome...

 

[Grant Fondo]

Well, I hope one Italian wins today, Forza Berrettini!

 

[srj10]

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just heard on the radio that an estimated 7 million pints of beer will be supped tonight in pubs and at home etc. I also heard that an estimated 35 million will watch the game on tv. By my estimation this works out at a puny 0.2 pints per person. If everyone watching the game tonight followed my example and supped an estimated to be 10 pints tonight,then the number of pints supped will be 350 million,therefore helping immensely boost the badly hit brewing industry!🧐

 

[Poacher]

Sea lions in the dirt

 

[jowwy]

Just heard on the radio that an estimated 7 million pints of beer will be supped tonight in pubs and at home etc. I also heard that an estimated 35 million will watch the game on tv. By my estimation this works out at a puny 0.2 pints per person. If everyone watching the game tonight followed my example and supped an estimated to be 10 pints tonight,then the number of pints supped will be 350 million,therefore helping immensely to boost the badly hit brewing industry!🧐

What if like me……you dont drink, how does that work???

 

[Accy cyclist]

What if like me……you dont drink, how does that work???

Sorry,but you don't count. I'm on about English people.🧐

 

[jowwy]

You don't count. I'm on about English people.🧐

But 35million english people wont watch the match tonight…..so your maths are flawed

 

[vickster]

Just heard on the radio that an estimated 7 million pints of beer will be supped tonight in pubs and at home etc. I also heard that an estimated 35 million will watch the game on tv. By my estimation this works out at a puny 0.2 pints per person. If everyone watching the game tonight followed my example and supped an estimated to be 10 pints tonight,then the number of pints supped will be 350 million,therefore helping immensely to boost the badly hit brewing industry!🧐

You realise plenty of those 35m will be kids?

 

[Accy cyclist]

You realise plenty of those 35m will be kids?

Then maybe let them have just 5 pints,not 10.🧐

 

[jowwy]

You realise plenty of those 35m will be kids?

And 34.9m will be supporting italy………

 

[Cathryn]

My boys have just set off - they got tickets this morning. I've never seen a grown man more excited. (More excited than when his son was born).