Furry-gussett has made demands on the FA that henceforth, the game shall use balloons in order to prevent the very real possibility of a player being killed should the spherical object with which the game is being played come in to contact with a player's head.
What a stit shain on the game that relic is. Kung-fu football is allowed (and defended if you think you run the game) but a ball being kicked against one of your players must not be allowed. Of course, if Mike '12th man' Riley or Mark 'How far up, Sir ExLax?' Clattenberg had been in charge, sufficient time would have been played to have allowed the worthless to win the game and this quote would never have been made. He's the king of excusitis that leprous auld alchy.